me on days when i’m in the lab doing gruesome medical experiments on human subjects

Today is the only day you can reblog this.

Nothing quite like seeing this on my dash on both April 10th and October 4th

I can't stand it.

someone has to do something

sun tsu famously said "refuse to understand your enemy at all costs. to resist their cognitohazard mind rays"

there's an extraordinarily common yet terrifying cognitohazard called "the chance to convince me im wrong" and i work all day to defend myself from its ravages

thanks to dialectics, even if i'm "wrong" in your vulgar scientistic positivist sense i'm actually just embodying the development of the Idea and so am not only seceretly right but in some sense in communion with God

i’m actually more in tune with humanity and i’ve talked to every single person on earth unlike you btw and i gleaned that they’re all very very smart and nice. the default state of humanity is extremely intelligent and we’re not all just riding on the coattails of the few people that managed to rub their brain cells together. obviously. this is why violence rates are so low and everyone uses their critical thinking to remember to hold hands and sing songs instead of shooting each other over baggies of meth.

didn't hear a word you just said but bro look at this baggy of meth I just found

wow! wanna shoot each other over it?

notice how they;ve both deacitveated but i've reigned supreme