i burn for a sunrise i know i'll never see

When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her “Why aren’t you married yet?” and she’d reply “Just lucky, I guess” which I think is one of the best things I have ever heard

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

SPIDERS GEORG ON ONE MILLION CREEP GUYS

“average post on tumblr has a thousand notes” factoid actually a statistical error. average post has 3 notes. Spiders Georg, who escaped containment & got over 1,000,000 notes, is a statistical outlier adn should not have been counted

syrils death was so anticlimactic compared to the others, and that’s saying a lot for Andor. Dedra didn’t see his body fall, Cassian didn’t remember who he was. Just another face in the massacre and if he hadn’t seen Cassian he probably would’ve survived, and come a lot closer to maybe not a redemption, but a grayer area of deflection from the empire and it’s definitely intentional having his story end like that. We’ll never see how Gorman’s massacre would’ve affected him in the long run. He’s another imperial worker just.. gone. And that’s that. And it’s so interesting to me that they showed him having that POTENTIAL to change, that massacre having such an impact on him, having Dedra and the empire LIE so boldly to him like that, and he was about to change, but he saw Cassian, fought, and died. Because that’s how it is in a war. It’s death, on both sides, and there is no changing that.

With only a couple small changes needed -- a name, perhaps -- Mon Mothma's speech ought to be blasted to every damn screen in this country right now.

Decades of Outer Rim deprivation and stormtroopers on patrol and cruisers blowing up planets, but destabilizing a region enough to send an armed response so the feds can seize control of its resources is the most imperial the Empire has ever looked and “they don’t even bother to lie badly anymore” is just perfection I mean George Lucas may have taken inspiration from the Vietnam War but Tony fucking Gilroy brought the rest of post-WWII conflicts into Star Wars where it should always have been KUDOS LEGEND 👏🏽👏🏽

the force is once again sliding into cassian's dm's asking about his extended car warranty.

Andor is so fucking awesome one scene they’ll be like fascism is innately destructive it only runs off fear and hate it’s our responsibility to stand tall for the ones who can’t because when we couldn’t others stood for us the next second Syrill and Dedra are carrying out the world’s most emotionally charged sitcom plot white austically gazing into eachothers’ souls and probably mentally listing off slurs for every alien race they can think of