how it feels to learn to drive

imagine hating me and it’s just me in my room evil and mean and deserving of your loath

bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

reblog this to place a small, rotund ceramic animal in the palm of the person you reblogged it from

My ideal found family? Let me think… a neutered vampire, a recovering magic addict, ancient energy in the form of a teenager, a carpenter, a woman raised to believe she was a demon, the chosen one, an autistic ex-demon, and their librarian

ppl complain abt everyone being so boring/inauthentic/detached these days but the second u have interests they deem unusual theyll be like "waitttt thats giving neurodivergent..." like damn its so awesome that were pathologising giving a fuck about anything they dont sell at a tj maxx

finally watching oscar winning critically acclaimed movies and thinking damn this movie is good they should give it some kind of award for how good it is. has anyone heard of this. could be big.