We don't want any adventures here, thank you!

oh to be a round little bird and to say beep from time to time

lady gaga was right. stop telephoning me.

*does my shirt in a french tuck*: it’s for tan france

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

Stupidest Most Dumbest Fucking Bitch Alive (self diagnosed)

who up?? Kill me

drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

me, coming back to my senses: I……really ate all that bread…….

I could have a cuter room if I wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor

*hears thunder* thor if thats u bitch i love u

I HATE INSTABILITY. I HATE IRRESPONSIBLE, RECKLESS, INCONSIDERATE BEHAVIOR. I HATE EMPTY PROMISES. I HATE GUESSING AND GREY AREAS. I NEED FACTS!!! SHOW ME FACTS I NEED TANGIBLE PROOF AND NUMBERS!! I NEED EXACT DATES AND TIMELINES!! I NEED CLARITY AND COMMUNICATION!! I NEED FOLLOW-THROUGH AND ACTION!!!!