the good, the bad, the bear

Killing myself so I can get to the pop's in the sky instead of going to work

60s70s jughead did not start a comics company that only hires twinks never get married even once and have those sideburns for people to say that gayhead isn't real. don't worry mr jones i saw your chanel boots

angel jughead didnt say this in order to protect the privacy of his alternate self but 60s70s jughead actually fucked anthony perkins and in doing so entered nyc artsy circles where he was widely hated for being rude and pretentious and making everything about his hometown (many stars of the period are quoted as saying where even is "riverdale" anyway). he eventually told stephen sondheim he "doesnt care for musical theatre" while drunk starting a years long beef that jughead was far more invested in than anyone else in which sondheim wrote a cut song from the mad show wait i just realised thats based on mad magazine which jugheads madhouse magazine is based on this has become so circular and interwoven im not sure i can continue.