i've just finished that new Navidson House lego set and it has a room in it that wasn't in the little instruction booklet thing, has anyone else had this problem

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

everything is divine punishment if youre delusional enough

Imagine jigsaw bringing the current torture puzzle to a screeching halt to announce over the PA system: “oh my god guys they got the pentagon!!”

If Saw was made pre-9/11 then it would just be an amusing coincidence but it’s a *2004* film which means somebody on set either thought it would be hilarious that 9/11 was the next day OR they thought it would be terribly tragic, and I don’t know which possibility is funnier.

It's actually completely okay to treat the boymoder pharmacy techs at CVS the way a lecherous suburban uncle might treat a chili's waitress that's why Ishtar gave us boymoders

new mychart message! aw damn....doc says my reality and existence lab work was wayyy off so she's referring me to an Ontologist

"muscle mommy" "cardio bunny" these women don't fucking KNOW you bro

so does that bathrooms movie have a scary monster in it or are they just like chilling

The Plumber

to make it more lynchian can't you read