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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@hhachii
This is what it’s like living in Michigan
It’s a Monty Python skit.
Guy: *Singing* I’m doing some fishing…
Officer: *Emerges from the water with a grunt* You there, Sir!! I certainly hope you’ve got a fishing license!
Guy: *Panicking* Wha, no, I don’t!
Officer: Oh no?
Guy: *Screaming*
Officer: I’ll have you beheaded!!
As a Michigan native, I confirm this is all true.
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Theophile-Alexander Steinlen (France, 1859−1923)
This is my absolute favourite greentext of all time and I tear up every time I read it
This. This is Shrimp Heaven.
And it’s now.
GOD so many quotable lines from this such as
“Ew yucky… that is gunk”
“It is just potatoes”
“Not the problem I was expecting, but I problem I can handle”
Oh wow. The world straight up broke Gen Z. I thought we were bad. Oof
This is exactly what type of humor I imagine A.I. developing
games with any character customization: would you like to—
me:
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me walking through the grocery store: so anyway we still need to pick up the milk and probably some cheese while we’re here and–
any hozier song: *begins playing from the store’s speakers*
me: *looks skyward and begins to hover seven feet from the floor* *begins to emit an ethereal glow like a painting of a martyred saint*
i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video
me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my wallet
The first time a straight person was right
Floccesy Ranch ✧ Pokémon Black 2 and White 2 (2012)
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Anyone else remember that Canadian reality TV show where two contestants with zero experience get left in the wilderness and have to get out while that cowboy tracked them down on his horse ? And the contestants had to outrun and hide and they’d see him galloping over in the distance and they’d just get so scared and start sprinting into the bushes but they would always tumble down a hill or something and hurt they’re legs and the cowboy would catch up and lasso them??
I wasn’t kidding
It’s called Mantracker and its just a part of the Canadian Experience
August
from the 1998 Corocoro sticker calendar by Kagemaru Himeno, published in CoroCoro comic in 1997. Scanned and enhanced.
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Tonight when he flipped me from doggy to missionary, staying in me the whole time
@staff please pull the fucking plug already
