Stan Hoseok and day6 you cowards

is that a fucking game boy cartridge case?

this is a legit lifehack because keeping a condom in your wallet is bad news. the friction from it being in your pocket or jostled around wears down the latex and can cause it to tear. if you keep one on you in a gameboy cart case that won’t be an issue because no one will have sex with you

But with your help, we can make next year even worse for Elon Musk

Posts that are better with timestamps enabled.

At work I saw a guest retying their shoes and noticed they had rainbow coloured shoelaces. As I often do when I see rainbow stuff, I wanted to compliment it partly as a queer code. When I told them I liked their shoelaces, though, they immediately responded, “Thanks, I got them from the president.” I completely lost it. This was the first time this had ever happened to either of us. As I pointed out, it was about 10 years late, but here we are.

update: because my life is a farce I have now been shown the post of the other person in this interaction posting on their own tumblr

@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!

seriously what even is my life

this was so wild

Someone explain

the above explanation is followed by a picture of data from star trek with a speech bubble's tail coming out of him, implying he's the one saying all of that, which is humerous because the above text is written in a style similar to his speech patterns, and with a subject matter he would enjoy

This is the worst website ever and I love it.

I’d rather see Tumblr die than see it stop being like this.

torchwood was wild for being like "anyway it's 2006, which means society is now ready for a tv show about alien hunting bisexuals" like they did it in terrible ways but they really were like "every character on this show will get gay kissed" and then committed. they knew they were going to get characterized as the r-rated inappropriate spinoff that parents would disapprove of so they were like "might as well make this science fiction for the bisexuals."

idk why groceries cost money like girl i need them

Have you heard of an epic PoggeChamp gamer named Karl “swag” Marx

no. Have you heard of destiel