sharks & recreation

they want us to stop making posts about hockey players spitting in each other's mouths while having gay sex. but we must persevere

man it must suck for will to be mack's teammate :( like he must be so upset that they have to hang out 24/7 and joke around together and make heart eyes at each other but well that is the law. he has no choice he absolutely has to bring mack everywhere with him, even with his horny vile bag of meat watching vibe, and as every nhler would confirm, hanging out in each other's hometowns during offseason is also mandatory :( he was even forced into wearing matching fits with mack to a dog's birthday party. when will the horrors end for will smith hockey. even had to give up his tiktok account and make it a joint with mack, with a handle that included mainly mack's name. sooo unfortunate for will smith hockey. and then to be forced to post abt mack's extension with a carefully selected picture of them two. poor, poor will smith. when will someone rescue him from this horrible fate

i think that as a willmacker u gotta accept at some point that will's probably never gonna fight if mack gets injured by other player, not out of not loving mack or not being willing to do the things mack does for him, but bc he probably just like- wont do it...? and if he does, he is going to have his shit absolutely rocked, they are going to play ping pong with his body, instead of having 1 player on IR we are going to have 2