Rainbow Fart

Did that cat just turn into a dog with a single button press?

witchcraft 

i hate that shit so much lol

Me

each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more

I eat bugs

I like rugs

My dick's small

love everything about this. the girls making fun of the boys, the endless dumb fun the boys are having, its pure

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”

the last sentence

lmao what

There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.

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Gordo keepin it real

This man should be an Avenger.

It’s probably a great time to be on Tinder in Flint, the girls there are thirsty.

i love freckles theyre skin stars

Yay i have skin stars

I’ve met lots of guys named Christian. But I’ve never met anyone named Muslim, Jewish or Buddhist.