Sarah

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN AND JOHN ADAMS ONCE HAD TO SHARE A BED IN A CROWDED INN, AND SPENT A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF TIME ARGUING OVER WHETHER OR NOT THE WINDOW SHOULD REMAIN OPEN DURING THE NIGHT, AND WHETHER AN OPEN WINDOW WAS A HEALTHIER WAY TO SLEEP OR A SUREFIRE WAY TO GET SICK. 

I wonder who was of which opinion

FRANKLIN WANTED THE WINDOW OPEN, ADAMS WANTED IT CLOSED. 

I wonder who won.

FRANKLIN, BY TOTAL KNOCKOUT. HE KEPT EXPLAINING WHY FRESH AIR IS ACTUALLY GOOD FOR THE BODY UNTIL ADAMS GOT BORED AND FELL ASLEEP, ALLOWING FRANKLIN TO DO AS HE PLEASED RE: THE WINDOW. 

I looked this up and it is 100% true.

didn’t franklin also take WIND BATHS where he’d just strip down and go stand on a hill in the wind or something

THAT WAS ONE OF FRANKLIN’S FAVORITE EXCUSES TO GET NAKED, YEAH

Nostalgia. It’s delicate, but potent👌💪 Teddy told me that in Greek🇬🇷 “nostalgia” literally means the😢 pain from an old wound🤕 It’s a twinge in your heart💖😊 far more powerful😮💪🙌 than memory alone💭🖼🕑 This device isn’t a spaceship🚀🚫 it’s a time machine🕑 It goes backwards⬅ forwards➡ takes us to a place where we ache to go again🏖🏙✈↩ It’s not called the wheel🙅 It’s called the carousel🎪🐴✨ It lets us travel the way a child travels👦👧✈💫 Round and around, and back home again↩↩🏡 to a place where we know we are loved👨‍👩‍👧‍👦💞

a criminal

anarchist queen

Taurus

Animal Crossing GameCube was so heartless. Villagers would randomly paint your roof. It was so hard to make money. One time a villager sold me a mystery item without even asking and took all the money I was carrying. 12 thousand bells. It was a pitfall seed.

in animal crossing when it’s raining and u spin ur umbrella and the rain flies off reblog if u agree

Tony Hawk has contributed more to society than any of the Beatles

‘chef alamode’ is better than any picasso

I HOPE THOMAS JEFFERSON IS HAVING A BAD FOURTH OF JULY IN HELL