This could be beautiful.

ingredients:

½ red apple

½ banana

water

steps:

chop up the apple into bite-size pieces*

slice the banana (not too thin!)

in a small-ish pan, pour just a bit of water and turn up the stove heat until the water starts to sizzle (this setting is different on every stove). you’ll want a cup of water at the ready to add more to the pan as needed

carefully place the pieces of apple in the pan. you will add the banana later, but the apple takes longer to soften

after about a minute or so, add the banana

sprinkle whatever seasonings you like on top. some people like a little cinnamon and sweetener, others choose to drizzle honey and forego seasonings altogether

remember to keep at least some water in the pan, it’ll evaporate but make it easier to move the fruit around

flip the apples if necessary

when everything is nice and soft, put it in a bowl and enjoy it alone or with some low-cal whip. better yet, use it as a filling for a sweet egg white omelette :)

The depression hitting you

tacos

waffles

zomg

llamas

spleens??

teh

oh ma gawd

glomp

rawr

smexy

my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT???

“You’re bassicly a glorified sad lizard.” (It makes sense with context)

“Damn girl you need to get your shit together.”

“Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something that isn’t bleach or memes.”

the gays, in unison:

So I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren’t I a human being? Don’t I yearn and ache and shop? Don’t I deserve love and jewelry?