Hi I Dont Know Why Im Even Trying At This Point

not to sound like a grumpy old bitch but the current climate of mainstream pop music is boring and shitty

“oouuyhyy i miiieeass yoouuuuuu im sad boy” grow up  and make the next party rock anthem god. fuck.

It’s 2018 and I still have no clue how CDs work. It’s a shiny disc, how do they get data on that, let alone that much?? Magic

Like a vinyl disc, where a physical groove is marked into the vinyl, a laser marks the ink of a CD in a similar manner. A laser (your disc drive) can then look at the pattern in the ink and understand it.

There’s no grooves on a CD tho???

Man how the fuck did they figure out how to make that

As an employee at a tech company I can confirm this is 100% how it went

Well now i know why ur absolutely fucked if ur disk gets scratched

ok but can we like start a petition for Cards Against Humanity to make a John Mulaney themed pack because i would be willing to spend all my money on that

Do my friends hate me? Or do I just need what’s new pussycat played 7 followed by it’s not unusual followed by what’s new pussycat

Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell the one thing they can’t replace.

THERE’S a sea of drunk toddlers LOOSE! IN THE HOSPITAL

You have the moral backbone of Delta Airlines

I thought they wanted me to tailor big pockets into their pants, but okay

Yeah. To hold the raccoons.

but what if she already has raccoons

Add more pockets.

No matter how tough you are, having a rubber band aimed at you is terrifying.

Every single time I get a TERF in my inbox my alliance to the trans community becomes stronger

IT GOT BETTER!!

Aaaaaaallllllll of the yes

airpods of respect

AS THE OP, I VIOLENTLY APPROVE OF THE AIRPODS OF RESPECT.

With 97 million songs in existence, or 150 years worth of music, there is a perfect song you will never get to listen to.

We make fun of clumsy cats and dogs, but some of them probably just need glasses and we can’t know it.

Blue on Blue crime, I love it