The Random Musings of a Lee

someone with a wine cellar please invite trump to their wine cellar with promises of vintage amontillado

Show him how to build a real wall.

this is my favorite response so far

A reference 45 won’t understand because he’s too busy burning books.

Chubby gay culture is having to send an additional message reminding the person you’re chatting with that you’re chubby so if they’re going to reject you they can do it sooner

Me. Me. Fucking me.

Me….

So true though.

Chubby gay culture is just not talking to people because you assume they’re going to reject you.

Holding down the power button to turn something off is the equivalent of choking it until it’s unconscious

It took me five minutes to realize that didn’t say power bottom. What am I?

guess who’s buying a couch that might not fit in his car

guess who managed to fit an entire 3-person sofa in his kia soul

& looks like a person scooting their butt across the floor

my guy pikachu more heartless than the whole team rocket organization

If you take a lava lamp underground, does it become a magma lamp?

Truth

2 and 4 though

I was half expecting this to finish with “myself.”

Lmfao same

@pornottgraphy

ohhhh my goodness<333

@fabulouslittlefox is u

Bruh

this made me laugh a little too much

Why do people say “RIP my inbox” when in fact it’s never been more alive.