Its Me, Ya Boy

tired of being brave about things i will now be openly pathetic

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

theres even shorter form videos now that are only 0 seconds long doing even more damage to our attention spans, and its called images

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

picture a guy abruptly seeing a friend he hasn’t seen in about a year & saying “pinch me, i must be dreaming!” followed by someone actually pinching him like a little joke & this causing him to wake up on a hellish magma-covered field of volcanic rock being constantly struck by meteorites

finally got an ethernet cable. unfortunately it seems while i got a 50 ft ethernet cable i actually needed a 51 ft ethernet cable. my mistake! for now there is a waist-high taught ethernet cable going across my room and my desktop is jutting out at a 45 degree angle. but it works!

i’ve been in this exact situation before

Some of y’all don’t clap for others. That’s why it’ll never be your turn.

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

learning to ask 'is this an ad' will save your life

there's an episode of malcolm in the middle where he just shuts up and stops complaining for awhile and it immediately starts to significantly improve his life but also it causes him an ulcer and by the end of the episode he is literally spitting up blood and i have always deeply and unshakably believed that is exactly how the situation would play out for me too