Efigie

For his kindness, the dragon taught the squire the dragon song. A song that was sure to make whoever sang it irresistible to the ladies. In hindsight, the squire should have known that by ladies, the dragon meant lady dragons.

FAT TITTY TUESDAY HAS BEGUN YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

Survive

This is fucking incredible

Holy SHIT!

@paleogay

so, yeah, the Caribbean Sea seiched up outta its bed and walloped the land with a deluge of sea creatures right after the impact apocalypse

jesus christ

on that note PLEASE let me know if i’m suddenly posting random pictures of women with a link underneath the photo. don’t click the link, just FYI.

i do suggest reblogging this in case someone sees this happening to someone else they follow

Reminder: This largely started happening when people gave third-party apps access to their accounts in order to back up their tumblrs during the purge; go to your settings and turn off access to any apps and you should be good.

Yall call yourselves Monster Fuckers, but what about Monster LOVERS???  Where will you be when that toothy tall bastard comes to you with flowers and a ring?  You’re just gonna tell them you USED THEM???  Grow up and COMMIT to that monster you COWARDS

This is hands down the best edition to my post thank you

you know those guards kinda wanted to party

Thine octopus

Why didn’t you credit the artists? @aurosoul

……… I am the artist

[The Folly Of Man II (2015-Present)]

#the unison yet individuality…timeless

There is a widespread belief in the LGBT community that one can determine if a gamer is active (top) or receptive (bottom) in sexual intercourse based on the job class they primarily play. It is a stereotype that Damage and Tank mains are tops while Support mains are bottoms. However, if we analyze the nature and function of each class, we can see a psychological contradiction. This is especially true for Tanks whose role is to mitigate and to take damage for the team. In colloquial terms, tanks “take a pounding.” In this essay, I will

There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc. It was always kind of cute how you’d just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk

she was training herself to be happy oh my god

does it work???? Imagine feeling yourself slipping into depression and you just click a few times and your brain says “wait, this is the sound of happiness I have to release serotonin”

She fucking Pavlov’d herself, the absolute madwoman