The rest of the student body:

“You know, I get it. Being raised as a superstar must be really, really difficult for you. Always a commodity, never a human being, not a single person in your family thinking you’re worth a damn off the court Olympus— yeah, sounds rough. Kevin Chiron and I talk about your intricate and endless daddy issues all the time. I know it’s not entirely your fault that you are mentally unbalanced and infected with these delusions of grandeur, and I know you’re physically incapable of holding a decent conversation with anyone like every other normal human being can, but I don’t think any of us should have to put up with this much of your bullshit. Pity only gets you so many concessions, and you used yours up about six insults incidents that led to gruesome deaths for children being forced to solve your problems for you ago. So please, please, just shut the fuck up and leave us alone.”

Yikes that was legitimately one of the worst book to movie adaptations that I've ever seen. I was actually really excited to see the movie; I made plans with my friend to watch it with her because she read the book and I reread the book in anticipation.

Literally from the beginning it was bad. Why couldn't they find a bell tower? That is such an iconic part of the movie. Scene one and we were both already screaming at the screen.

Uh so aparently they couldn't use the quotes mentioned in the book that they sent to each other. That annoyed me so much.

The fact that they went to the shoe tree before Finch dies and that they have the audacity to mention the drive in but never show it and then use the "I was here - TF" from the drive in in the book at the church, which let me mention was not there and was actually at the paint ball.

So instead of going to the Purina tower and we get to hear all about the Jovian-Plutonian gravitational effect and Bookmarks where they real Oh the Places You'll Go and discuss the word "lovely" no we get none of the most iconic things to come from this book.

Sending Finch to the suicide survivor group didn't really make sense since he barely mentions suicide and his facination with methods and suicide notes is never mentioned. Also he never takes the pills and runs to the hospital. I understand not wanting that to be in the movie, it would be very upsetting but still he seemed really out of place there. I understand it was mostly to bring Amanda into the suicide conversation. One good thing I will give this movie is that they have Violet talk to Amanda and it is a good way of starting a conversation.

I can't think of a nice way to say this since I'm hella ranting right now but there was absolutely zero build up to Finch killing himself. Like they had a pretty small fight and he took off for what seemsd like a couple days and then killed himself. There was almost no wondering where he is or thinking he might come back.

So Stephen has announced that he is leaving danplan (on his channel). Honestly, i'm very sad and disappointed in Dan, but imo, please do not attack dan.

We should wait until Dan or Hosuh speaks up. Even though we have lost a lot of respect for dan, being mature about the situation is the best thing to do.

His friendship with Renee, the one that confuses the Foxes, that sends them betting because it just doesn’t make sense.

His obvious closeness with Betsy, cheerfully receiving texts from her. The picture of Bee in the bee costume!

Him listening to Wymack! Sometimes!

Andrew doesn’t see other people’s kindness as weakness and that is so important.

He hasn’t received much kindness in his life, but he recognizes it.

And he may not know how to give it back in normal ways, but he gives it back regardless.

This is literally a bunch of incoherent thoughts through the book and I can assure you 99% of them won’t make sense but God did I LOVE this book

*slams arch nemesis into a cake stand* wow I love this homoerotic frat bro mishap

“Shakespearean in that I hopefully get stabbed to death.” #me entering school

I, too, homoerotically hate-read my arch nemesis’ Wikipedia page

The tabloids: Alex Claremont-Diazbis such a smart, charismatic gentleman

Alec Claremont-Diaz: Makes actual fart noises when talking about the themes in Great Expectations

Henry: *gallops under the sunset like Prince Charning*

Alex: You absolute bitch, how dare you. I come into your house and you disrespect me like this

Rude that MY arch nemesis doesn’t show up at an ungodly hour in my rooms to get cornettos in their pijamas

Listen up, there’s literally nothing gayer than posting a photo of you and your arch nemesis in your pijamas at midnight eating ice cream and you can fight me on that

HENRY IS A BABY AND I SHALL AND WILL PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTS

~Two bros, chilling in a cupboard, zero feet apart and brawling like children because they’re idiots and political rivals~

Wow I can’t believe I get a cameo in this book

The idea of Alex just staring down aggressively onto a photo of Henry is just so fucking funny to me.

I can imagine Casey Mcquinston just cackling when writing this

You can literally hear the gay panic in this image

Alex I love you bUT YOURE SO FUCKING DUMB

Casey Mcquinston stop making me cry challenge

The only thing I can think of right now is Alec aggressively singing London Boy drunk as Henry’a face burns deeply and June and Nora encourage him from the sidelines, recording the whole thing

And there’s nothing that can convince me that Alex hasn’t stayed up till 5am aggressively sending the word “COLOR” to Henry after he wrote with a ‘u.’

Me: *sees a cute girl*

Me:

The nicknames are killing me (my fave is obviously His Royal Horniness)

Henry: I am a perfectly composed prince and I shall never do anything somehow embarrassing

Henry, two seconds later: sHoT sHoT SHOT SHOT, SHOT SHOT SHOT. everYBODYYYYY.

This books makes me happier than it has the right to do

Henry’s reading choices are valid as fuck and ya’ll know that

God bless PowerPoints

At this point Mcquinston could’ve shot me and it would’ve hurt less

I am 100% sure that England urgently needs a registry of national gay landmarks

There’s literally not a single comment in this world that could make this any better

Me, already booking tickets to London: I’m gonna be gay at the V&A museum and there’s nothing that can stop me

“Two homes side by side,” Okay, Okay, cool, just ignore me sobbing on the floor

I just don’t know what to say in this one...it’s just so beautiful

“And then, inexplicably, you had the absolute audacity to love me back.” Oh. Oh.

“One day, us too.”

Zaharia and Shaan is a plot twist I don’t expect but I LOVE IT.

“Mum this is Alex, my boyfriend” Listened-I CRIED

This is the biggest fuck you I have ever seen and there is no other way I could hold more respect for Bea

“WORLDWIDE SUPPORT POURS IN FOR PRINCE HENRY AND THE FIRST SON OF US.” My skin? Clear. My crops? Thriving. My heart? Fucking pounding

The only person I have an ounce of respect for is whoever painted that mural

Rafael Luna literally said fuck conservative rights, what an icon

“This is it. October 2, 2020, and the whole world watched, and history remembered.” Okay it’s literally a year from now guys let’s start planning a celebration for it

“You are the absolute worst idea I’ve ever had.”

The speech, God, the speech

America: He is my choice

Rude that I cannot personally obliriate Mr. Richards the Asshole

THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

The ending...THE ENDING

Alex:

can you imagine this poor boy moving on and finding himself a nice boyfriend only to have Alex CALL him out of the blue with absolutely NO warning whatsoever while Liam is on a DATE with said boyfriend and Alex asking questions about a sexuality crisis of his own of ALL THINGS to ask about and Liam is just like. why, gay gods, must you make me suffer like this, why,

anyway press f to pay respects for my boy liam *raises drink* i feel your struggles my man