waiting on a check for all this emotional labor

u know whats crazy its 2026 and phone in bed is still the only way to survive. they never made a way around this

*comes out of Wikipedia, hair disheveled and body red, wearing a towel, smoking a cigarette, with clear kiss and bite marks* So, I've been reading about nuclear propulsion in spaceships,

if my surname was moog or theremin i'd invent a fuckass instrument too

my brain is awesome just legitimately googled “how to have fun” brother we are cooked

i feel like we should be taking advantage of this website in more useful ways like it shouldnt be jarring to anyone when i post my grocery list we literally have a bulleted list function

when they said tumblr could be the next pdf i understood

"Blorbo from my shows" no. Blorbo from my BA. Blorbo from my major. Blorbo from my primary source document.

fuuuck does anyone remember how to count to 5

its some shit like 1 2 and then i dint remember

Conflict Journalist Robert Evans enters another battlefield

am not a dog but sometimes when i meet new people i feel like i need someone to stand behind me and go "aww, he likes you!" while i stare at them uncomfortably

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

thinking about her again

jstor should have a for you page

im so sorry computer I know having 63 tabs open is making you sick i just need you to hold on a little longer and i will be able to cure you its okay, this is the hardest part shhhhhh shh shhh its okay its gonna be okay