The right thing to say

Alex is absolutely a man who thinks about the Roman Empire daily. Henry is confused by this.

I’m as excited about the Red, White, and Royal Blue sequel as the rest of us. But we all know the true sequel is the love story of June, Pez, and Nora or some combination thereof.

Did I go almost an entire year with a clogged shower drain? Yes. But imagine how excited my therapist is going to be when I tell her I finally called maintenance!

The fact that my imaginary boyfriend isn’t here to give me a hug is so fucking rude!

I love how I went from receiving compliments on this project on Friday to being questioned about everything on Monday.

Why do I try to do anything on Thursdays? My brain is just hot mush after therapy

Sometimes your boss triggers you so you have to curl up in bed and stare into space for 20 minutes before you can do anything useful 🙃

When it’s been a shit day, you get HBO so you can watch the Gay Pirate Show

Yeah reading a book that is explicitly about grief wasn’t a good idea in my fragile mental state