"Holy shit. Heckhounds."

battle rap is such an incredible artform

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

i was just wondering if this had faded into the background noise of the internet yet, but nope, still very much here

this is still the best ditty.it ever made

i wish video game costume designers ran actual fashion companies i want the entirety of ffxiv’s closet with cool circlets and longcoats w twelve buckles and ornamented shorts and armored thigh high boots but instead im stuck in a world where apparently just having brand names across your clothes is trendy and all jeans look the same and no one’s brave enough to wear a belt across their chest

things like this have such an energy like straw dolls and roughly carved stumps just human enough to feel like they can communicate with us but still more nature than anything (iztarshi)

nothing is better than finding a walking stick

*out in nature* *sees a thick n smooth stick that’s as tall as me* oh fuck. oh fuck yes. i have magic now

might fuck around and read a 500 page physical published book in one sitting like it’s 2006 and I’m being bullied in middle school so I take refuge in the library and inhale books at a frightening speed that I have not been able to replicate since

this guy sounds how wearing a wizard shirt feels

this is the only dude allowed to play dnd

Nubby got so mad at the vet, he not only peed on him, growled and squeaked and hissed at him, but was so filled with rage that he prolapsed

Jesus Christ nubby

This was the best scene in the whole series

I love these