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styofa doing anything
$LAYYYTER
NASA
hello vonnie
@theartofmadeline
shark vs the universe
Cosimo Galluzzi
Xuebing Du
JVL
cherry valley forever
KIROKAZE
pixel skylines
Jules of Nature
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@bouncemccoy
really confused as to how some cetaceans drink milk from their mothers without flexible lips
ok but now im stuck on imagining whale milk as like…yogurt…and it comes out like a soft serve machine
thank you! I have absolutely no use of this horrifying information other than I will now be haunted by thoughts of whales forcefully shooting toothpaste thick milk into their baby’s mouth like a go-gurt
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@epicsicknasty
Unmute !
You really can’t find this type of humor anywhere else
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must a fictional relationship be “healthy” or “functional”? is it not enough to simply watch two made up people destroy each other, hand in unlovable hand???
hey what the fuck is wrong with you people
idk, what is wrong with me? i’m in a healthy and stable relationship with a great partner, i’ve had lots of therapy that has helped me establish strong boundaries and recognize red flags, and i have an active social life and fulfilling career. could it be that i just… like to read books and watch movies and tv shows about dysfunctional people??? you tell me, tumblr user girlcreator!
You’re a bourgeois degenerate who wants to see shitty despicable & violent relationships for your disgusting sense of entertainment— and you should feel fucking ashamed of yourself.
I agree with @girlcreator but I definitely know there’s something wrong with you. People like you are a huge red flag to me. Bad vibes, for sure.
can you weirdos just smoke some fucking weed
shakespeare frantically rewriting macbeth’s marriage to be healthy and adjusted becuase no one will ever want to watch the original
so what do u think about plays
i like how in a theatre time and space are necessarily metaphorical. i don’t like how plays always have to begin with someone walking onstage and talking. too many directors try to work around this by having someone walk onstage and brood in silence for a moment before talking. this is worse.
If you were directing a play, how would it begin?
bagpipes at the back of the auditorium so everyone turns their heads and when they’ve turned back around the play has already begun
losing my mind over this
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They love carrots so MUCH
One of my favourite videos on the internet
THIS is what it means to go absolutely hog wild
Michail Markianovič Germašev (1867 - 1930), "Soirée d'hiver"
NSFW now means Not Safe For Wealth
I will pay $100 if you let me interact
i love student housing. i’m in the common room waiting for a friend and there’s some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him “who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?” and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head
university is the best place on earth bc everyone has like 400 iq points but we’re all collectively only using 18 of them (7 on weekends but we have to share them)
Ew university students aren’t smarter than anyone ever at any point
hmm it’s almost like i exaggerated the number to make a, how you say, joque! but it seems like it wasn’t your turn with the iq points this weekend huh
bitch i’m fucking screaming
*sprinkles a little parmesan cheese on you*
italian baptism
In nomi Patri, et Fili, et Formaggio Parmigiano-Reggiano.
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the best tiktok ever made
dfnlfk; THAT PUPPY IS GOOGLING "AM I ADOPTED"
fucking GET you
