Bloodthirsty

Not "I always knew I was different", not "I thought it was normal", but a secret third thing: it never occurred to me to think about whether it was normal until I was forced to, usually in a cruel way

I don’t make sense I’m not that kind of girl

yeah they dropped a new love language. yeah a sixth one. its biting

Sonic the Hedgehog (sustained speed of 767 MPH) could have made the journey from the Shire to Mount Doom (1718.5 miles) in just over two hours. But also he famously loves rings, so he almost assuredly would have found the thrall of the Ring far too powerful to resist. Tails would have had to shoot him

"actually astrology says you're a taurus" oh so the stars are assigning fursonas now? fuck off

"you're a cusp" yeah well you're a cuck

why dont you horo-scope out some bitches

Cranky because Venus is in retrograde, aren’t you

I go to venus to get more penus

In the bathroom and cascada every time we touch just came on and the girl in the stall next to me was like oh my god this is my song and started peeing harder

@maykitz