I just want everyone to eat well and get old

every single one of us should have the chance to get old and bald and wrinkly and fat. I mean that sincerely

I don't want to buy mass-produced garbage from a big box store so I go to etsy but half of etsy is now dropshipped mass-produced garbage or AI slop so I go to the local arts and crafts street market but a ton of those booths are also selling the same generic plastic objects or identical stickers or 3D printed dragons so WHERE do I buy real trinkets and art from sincere freaks

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

crab

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

a hoe never gets lyme disease

We need to start sexualizing the janitor's jumpsuit as the butch equivalent of the maid's uniform

new dom/sub dynamic has emerged: ragebaiter and fat dog

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books