Gabe's Writer Blog

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

alicent hightower vs yasmin khan "bigs my beautiful brown eyes at you" competition ten billion deaths no survivors

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

the implication of saying hi

Saying hi ending explained

when it wasn't meant to be 🤣🤣 but the potential of possibility still plagues you 🤔

Omg the sweetest girl in the whole world sent me a friend request a bit too early into the relationship. Denied. Going on my list of sickening desperate fools.

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...

waiter can i have another menu now i finished reading this one

hey man I'm the torturer [shaking your hand and detecting apprehension] that just means it's my job to torture people [visibly uncomfortable] there are lots of people like me

taking salvia and becoming a discord music bot for 15 years