a storm to match her rage

God discussing my life progress with the angels

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someone take me out. either in the date way or the assassination way

#surprise me

NEW LORDE NEW LORDE NEW LORDE NEW LORDE

Medieval peasants when the local ruler dies

When Khaled Hosseini wrote “a man's heart is a wretched, wretched thing. It isn't like a mother's womb. It won't bleed. It won't stretch to make room for you.” I had to stop, put the book down and breathe because never had a sentence knocked the breath out of me like that did.

And when he wrote, “Learn this once and learn it well, my daughter:  Like a compass needle always points north, a man’s accusing finger always finds a woman.”

We really used to ask teachers if we could drink water.......what the fuck was that

Or to use the bathroom and they really said "no❤️"

"my child is fine" your child is still running their tumblr blog from middle school

me 2 me: anything u want princess

this gave me PHYSICAL PAIN

i didn’t realize that i repressed that memory but i absolutely did and it happened almost exactly like that

I only made it halfway through.

I hate how in the Cruella trailer she’s all “people try to hold me down… I am woman…. hear me roar……” as though people are opposing her for misogynistic reasons and not because her primary motivation is SKINNING PUPPIES? 

margaret thatcher

I like things that suck and are uncool