moon witch

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

Cats that are REALLY human socialized and tolerant of touching are so funny. You can just grab them and pick them up. Boneless. Squish their little face in your hand. They love it. But what's funnier is when you get used to one of those and then absentmindedly pet a normal cat weirdstyle and they're like MYAGH?? & you're just like ykw you're right my bad girl

Grabbing a cat and kind of wiggling it back and forth will have wildly varying results depending on if the cat is normal or boneless

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

transition timeline

winding up for a thunderous soviet slap on th ass

Magick Tip: Never assume every coincidence is a sign. Especially on the internet. Most of the time, that's just the work of algorithms. 😂

ID: sticker that says “the world needs trans women more than it needs another unhappy good man. Be soft, be a girl, we’re waiting for you.” End ID

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order