Herobrine LOLOLOLOL

Alex just started her journey into Transformers fandom. She finished watching every single episode of Transformers: Prime, which she loved a lot. If it isn’t obvious already, her favorite character is Arcee, although Knock Out comes as close second. Although she really enjoyed Prime, however, she does not seem to like RiD2015 too much. Prime was such an epic show, after all.

Steve admits Movie adaptations are rather shallow in storytelling and character development, but he still appreciates its value as time-killing flick. Giand robot fights, Explosions, CGs, what’s more to wish for? Sad truth is that Transformers Movies are almost all he knows about the whole franchise, since he rarely have time to read comics or watch cartoons. He had very few costume choices beside Optimus Prime, because every other characters in the movie are just a bit more than cannon fodders, to be honest.

Herobrine is a huge fan of G1 IDW comics. Of course he had looked into many other continuities, but so far he found nothing that matches superior plot designs and in-depth character development of the comics… and pages full of robot gore, too. His favorite series is obviously More Than Meets The Eye, and thus he is very hyped about ongoing Lost Light issues. For now he’s dressed up as Megatron to go with Steve’s costume, but his actual favourite is Swerve and entire DJD crew, but only before what Tarn did to Kaon....

And while the official casts are bickering on and on, 303 is just standing there without a clue of what character he/she is dressed up as. (303 didn’t even make the costume to begin with - that would be HB’s work.) Just what is Transformers? isn’t that just a really old cartoon about red-and-blue asshole beating up grey buckethead asshole? Something about decepti-bots and whatnot…

((Casually dropping a shitty phone doodle before disappearing for another million years. Cheers to you if you can name who 303 is dressed up as with correct corresponding continuity. might be a bit challenging due to the crappiness of the pic))

((As for the Zombie and mystery speaker, their brief profile will be revealed in the near future))

Phone drawing stuff Featuring this blog’s resident asshole

1. General outfit 24/7 standard mining gear

2. Sleeping garment Made of finest spider silk, this simple set of pajamas provide extra comfort during sleeping. Of course, it costs almost 5 times more than ordinary pajamas.

3. Formal occasion (?) Steve will never admit the fact that those suit looks like it’s been time-warped from 30 years ago, and makes him look ridiculous even when his brother is standing beside him.

4. Diamond armor Exceptionally ornated version of diamond armor, forged during the time period of “first civilization”. Though it is indeed an armor, it is only used for ceremonial purposes. Steve had another diamond armor set that he actually used in battle, but it was destroyed during a…… rather unfortunate disaster involving his brother.

5. Tomanian Officer Uniform During the time period of “Second Civilization”, when humanity was once again passing through the dark times under Tomanian dictatorship, lived a hero who became a legend. Exploiting his position as a high-ranking officer, he secretly freed thousands of people from concentration camps and helped many more to flee the country. Later he attempted to assassinate the dictator of Tomania himself, but the attempt ended up in failure and he was executed. His execution triggered Tomanian citizens and his few fellow officers to rise up against dictatorship, and in the end they successfully changed the world. Later, when his fellow officers tried to retrieve his body for proper burial, they were shocked to find that the body was nowhere to be found. Even to this day, the dissappearance of Stefan Persson remains as one of the most bizzare mysteries. If anybody wondered what Steve does as the ‘Guardian of Humanity’, this could be a part of the answer.

Continuing from [X]

1. Herobrine is very resistant to alcohol because well he’s Herobrine. 

2. It’s still possible for him to get drunk because Humans have invented something called “Spirytus 96″, which is literally just a bottle of alcohol ((Yes it really exists look it up)). Even that takes a few bottles to get him actually drunk.

3. There’s a good reason behind HB’s regular drinking habit - No Water In Nether policy, added with shitstorms HB goes through on daily basis. Since HB doesn’t really need to drink water, he thinks keeping bottled water around is stupid (though he does have some in his house in case Alex, Steve, and some Overworld mobs visits him).

4. Here are four stages of HB’s intoxication. Strahgely, at neither point of the stage does HB display any particularly violent behavior. Still, it is best not to provoke him while he’s drunk.     i. Talks more than usual. Speaks like his mouth has just got Haste V effect. The topic is usually about how shitty humans are, and how shitty his job is. Sometimes will start a really dedicated and heated up debate on seemingly insignificant things. Insists that he isn’t drunk yet. May do really daring and stupid things as if his regular self isn’t doing so already. 63.84% of all Trolling is done at this stage.     ii. suddenly stays silent, as if he’s thinking or just spacing out. still reacts when called, and might throw questions that are seemingly deep but actually a nonsense. Mostly spaces out. Still insists he’s not drunk, but now is the chance if you want to stop him because he is still reasonable at this point.     iii. starts sobbing/crying. words are near gibberish at this stage, but mostly speaks about how much of an asshole brother he is/was to Steve, and what a shitty guardian he is to his fellow mobs. Doesn’t care if he’s drunk or not. keeps on drinking in “misery and sadness”.     iiii. Passes out. It’s a fortunate thing that he is an immortal. Half-unconscious, and keeps on mumbling gibberish occasionally. May throw up or not, but if he does the remnants(?) must be cleaned quick because all kinds of plants will rapidly grow from that spot. (Yes, HB’s got magic barf that can grow plants. Imagine him throwing up in the toilet bowl and forgets flushing, then finds his potty filled with rare flowers and vines the next day) 

5. HB’s favorite drink is Vodka, and his favorite flavor is Poptart.

6. Obviously Steve and Gods don’t like HB’s drinking habit at all. Steve even refers to him as an alcoholic, and recommended some therapy program as some sort of really bad joke.

((under cut because scrolls)) ((WARNING: whiny nonsensical ramblings ahead))

Phone drawing stuff

1. General outfit 24/7 standard mining gear

2. Sleeping garment The trunks are from a clothing company Steve once ran. He gave HB some of the leftover stock when his business went bankrupt.

3. Formal occasion (?) Straight from Notch’s wardrobe, this is the attire he chooses on occasions where his standard clothing isn’t welcome. He admits that he looks like a living fossil, but doesn’t really care.

4. Tracksuit Based on the “Herobrine” character from famous movie series, this tracksuit is made for someone who loves both action movies and regular exercise. HB only uses it for cosplaying, since he’s too much of a potato sack to actually move his butt already working his hinds off all day.

5. Green cape Back in the days when people were still afraid of demons and believen in sorcery, green capes were as common as jeans. It’s only because of that one movie that this simple attire became a trademark item for Herobrine film nerds. And while he strongly refuses to admit, HB himself is also one of them.

i painted dat STICK like a terezi cane. i think it work ya?

((Thank you so much for @blacker-pyrope who submitted the S.T.I.C.K skin!))

((… and sorry for late answer))

HB: *munches* Needs more cocoa bean