A Vegetarian Cannibal

Throwing a surprise birthday sale on my Etsy shop now through Sunday! ٩( ᐛ )و💕🎈

Use “BIRTHDAY” at checkout for 15% off! 🥳🎉

Alpha patrons receive a special 30% off discount for the month as a thank you for supporting me! 😋💕 (Check email for code!)

There are a bunch of new prints and restock on sold out items! 👏 Here’s a few new ones including my Love Bites Zine submission! 😍

my husband and I saw you from across the bar and we really HATE your vibe :)

A prequel drawing to this -> x

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If you are the dealer I’m out of the game If you are the healer It means I’m broken and lame If thine is the glory then Mine must be the shame You want it darker, We kill the flame 

Finally heard from a guy today. In fairness to him he’s been recovering from an accident himself. Unlike the other people who’ve given me estimates he’s not gonna charge me almost $3k! Unfortunately it’s closer to $2k which is still $600 more than I have and the insurance company doesn’t think I need more. 🫠

‪Spent about 30 minutes talking to him and this fella Harold seems quite nice and I think pretty fair considering everyone else has been quoting me $2600-$2900+. And he actually CAME to see the car himself like… a house call in this economy??

Here’s the estimate 😭

If you can help or signal boost I’d appreciate it! I’d like to be able to drive again.

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For @avidreadr2004, who commissioned an Addams Family Hannigram tango, but I couldn’t quite get the tone of that right so I asked if I could write general non-Addams tangoing and got the OK.

[ commission a fic of your own! ]

His face had healed faster than his chest, much to Will’s surprise. Not that either had healed particularly smoothly. But his beard covered most of the scar on his cheek and he was already used to having scars all over his torso. What was one more, really?

The lingering problem was the stiffness. Hannibal admonished him to stretch and showed him exercise videos on YouTube. The problem was that it hurt to do them and they were also incredibly, incredibly boring.

One night after dinner in their rented villa, Will decided to bring up the subject that neither had broached in all the weeks they’d been together.

“Why don’t you want to touch me?”