A Vegetarian Cannibal

Throwing a surprise birthday sale on my Etsy shop now through Sunday! ٩( ᐛ )و💕🎈

Use “BIRTHDAY” at checkout for 15% off! 🥳🎉

Alpha patrons receive a special 30% off discount for the month as a thank you for supporting me! 😋💕 (Check email for code!)

There are a bunch of new prints and restock on sold out items! 👏 Here’s a few new ones including my Love Bites Zine submission! 😍

my husband and I saw you from across the bar and we really HATE your vibe :)

A prequel drawing to this -> x

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"they always leave out the cleaning!" RIP, but some people go nasty and like it. yes this includes rimming.

"no one actually does fingering first!" sorry, honey, YOU have never fucked someone who fingered you first

alternately, "with no prep??" mhm yeah some people are just living like that

"no lube??"/"spit as lube??" literally more prevalent than the magical lube stashed in every nearby drawer/glove compartment/pocket

"there's WAY too much emphasis on anal sex in slash fics, people don't actually do it that much, it's too much work" please refer to the guys fucking nasty with no prep in a bathroom stall for more information. they've done zero work.

"actually you need condoms even if you're clean & monogamous to prevent UTIs/mess" please explain to me the HERCULEAN efforts it took to get people to use condoms during the AIDS crisis if they were already using them anyway

"women writing fic don't know how to write anal" I should not have to explain that the vagina is in addition to, not instead of, the asshole

If you are the dealer I’m out of the game If you are the healer It means I’m broken and lame If thine is the glory then Mine must be the shame You want it darker, We kill the flame 

Finally heard from a guy today. In fairness to him he’s been recovering from an accident himself. Unlike the other people who’ve given me estimates he’s not gonna charge me almost $3k! Unfortunately it’s closer to $2k which is still $600 more than I have and the insurance company doesn’t think I need more. 🫠

‪Spent about 30 minutes talking to him and this fella Harold seems quite nice and I think pretty fair considering everyone else has been quoting me $2600-$2900+. And he actually CAME to see the car himself like… a house call in this economy??

Here’s the estimate 😭

If you can help or signal boost I’d appreciate it! I’d like to be able to drive again.

Here are my assorted PayPal etc

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