bird of the minecraft variety

if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off

My revelation from earlier: i think dream smp is like. The opposite of slop. I think everyone's definition of slop is different but to me its media that doesn't stimulate any cognitive parts of the brain and is entertaining in the same way as a baby sensory video. Just shapes and colours and buzzwords. And that makes me infuriated that ive heard the dream smp called slop because the dream smp is the most gutwrenchingly beautiful story with the worst viewing experience known to man. Its a multiple-hundred-hour Minecraft roleplay thats functionally impossible to watch. The acting is amateur. The storytelling is clunky. The medium is unconventional and difficult to make immersing. The canon is inconsistent. The lines determining what IS canon are blurry at best. The writers and actors and designers and artists are a bunch of improv-ers who barely cooperate with each other. The plot is so good it will ruin your life. Its bad in every way except the way that matters, and the worst thing about it is that its good. That's why everyone who loves the dream smp talks about it like its the worst thing thats ever happened to them. Its the opposite of shapes and colours and no substance. Its all substance.

it is so infinitely charming to me how mumbo goes into full fight or flight the SECOND the most insignificant amount of pressure is on him

what does it mean when a man who pretends the last time he had social media was the disney streaming box he never received in the mail whips out a tone indicator out of nowhere?

everytime i think about the concept of soulmates i mourn the fact that it's never turned on its head as a tragedy

stands up on my chair i think having a soulmate should be a kind of divine punishment

what the fuck happens in hermitcraft

had a dream that jimmy solidarity decided to prove he wasn't autistic on stream by taking a lot of autism diagnosis tests online and he got at least a 90% chance on all of them. at one point joel joined the call and sat in silence for a bit as jimmy practically sobbed as he got another 97% chance. grian was apparently harassing him about something through discord the whole time too. it ended with jimmy crying genuine tears and his girlfriend coming in to comfort him.

i woke up and fell back asleep and had a dream that there was a guess the build video released a week or so later and the whole time grian kept cracking jokes and at some point impulse was like "don't be a jerk about autistic people, grian" and grian just went "I COLOR CODE MY SOCKS, IMPULSE"

IM LOSING MY FUCKING SHIT OVER THIS ARE YOU JOKING. i color code my socks, impulse .MY GOD. MY GOD

This is a real thing that happened as far as I'm concerned. I'm headcanoning these grown men this is what rpf is for

Howdy Yall Joe Kills Here <- eveil Joe hills

howdy yall joe spills here <- messy joe hills

howdy y'all, slow snills here ← 🐌 joe hills

Howdy y'all, Joe Gills here <- fish Joe Hills 🐟

howdy y’all Joe dills here <- pickle Joe Hills

howdy y'all Joe chills here <- 🧊frozen Joe Hills

Howdy y'all Joe pills here <- mediacted Joe Hills

Howdy y'all Joe krills here <- shrimp Joe hills 🦐