Supes Natch

But a giraffe though? Is nothing sacred?!

Giraffes do nothing to anyone. What is the deal with whites insisting on killing all things African? Why don’t you hear about them going hunting for any other continent’s wildlife and murdering docile creatures for fun?

imagine being that evil

like a couple of months ago i accidentally made a Gay Joke and outed myself to a coworker and she went “you’re—-you’re girls!?” and i agreed “i’m girls!” and i still havent forgotten it

i think we can all agree that katara would be the strict parent and zuko would be the softy parent

santa’s canonical postal code (that’s zip code for you south of our border) is H0H 0H0

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

Why did they even bother arrested a dude wearing those white uncle sandals tho

This legit freaked me out for at least 10 seconds.

i always know when a fic writer has never experienced a hickey

How? It’s not like you’ve experienced one either.

“[Character A] puckered their lips and absolutely Hoover™’d the life out of [Character B]’s entire neck. ‘You DirtDevil™’ [Character B] said with a breathy sigh.”

whenever people talk about primal urges half the time they’re talking about something sexual, but it’s like, sometimes you just gotta climb a flight of stairs like that, you know? it’s like my body is telling me, “buddy, five thousand years ago everyone would have bolted up stairs on all fours. it’s okay, it’s natural.”

no shade or anything, but not everything is as it seems

what kind of wizards of waverly place plagiarism?