another day another migraine

usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

top 10 screenshots taken right before a Twitter ban

This is me pre-apologizing for the person I will become when 1989 TV drops

all the leaves are brown (alllllll the leaaaaves are brown)

and the sky is gay

(and the sky is gay)

no more sex. we ran out of sex

The community guideline violation pic is arguably more funny than whatever the original response to “check in the back” for more sex was.

This is actually a really good example of why internet of things is a security risk. The hackers couldn't have exploited the thermometer as an entry point if it didnt connect to the fucking internet to start with

You're telling me an Ocean Eleven'd this casino?

She absolutely thought that was gonna be some kind of sick fucking burn but it was not

there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

phineas and ferb heritage post

As a lesbian, it’s happened twice already that one “guy” stands out to me and I think “huh maybe they’re kinda cute and interesting, I wanna get to know them” and then I get to know them better and it’s a closeted trans girl who I somehow sniffed with my little nonbinary lesbian nose

IT JUST HAPPENED FOR A THIRD TIME!!!!

You guys will never believe what just happened to me

What does it mean if every “man” I’ve been attracted to was actually a trans woman? Idk what this says about my sexual orientation but it does mean I have astounding egg-dar