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Welcome to my parlor, dear guests! Put your hats and coats on the hooks by the door and take a seat! Come chat, draw, write, read, whatever you prefer, dears!
Before everyone gets too comfortable I’m going to lay some house rules! (DNI)
Homophobes, transphobes, and everything of the like, get out.
Racists. Get out.
P3d0s, z00’s get out
Anti furries, anti therians, get out.
Trump supporters. Get. Out.
Now with the serious stuff out of the way, about me!
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rocks in shirts should not make me this happy
bass guitars and bathroom haircuts
yes... fluster each other...... yes.........
Y’all have heard of the Eridian Welcoming Committee, the Eridian Hating Committee, and of course, the most popular the Erdian Whatever Committee. Now get ready for the Eridian Alienfucker Committee.
*finally got around to fixing the @‘s
@justcakethanks is behind the Eridian welcoming committee and brought this upon all of us
@edenisquiet created the Eridian hating committee
@intrusodamente created the Eridian monsterfucking committee which i think proves that people on tumble have one brain cell and we’re all racing to see who can use it first
I need someone to come up with the reason why Eridians are so obsessed with committees lol
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i think stratt should have a wife. not for any particular reason other then having her wife divorce her during the events of the book
i just think it would be funny if in the middle of an arguement with her taskforce leaders shes like “i’m sorry, i overreacted. my wife is divorcing me”
and in several order, grace is like
1. wow holy shit she said sorry
2. SHE HAS A WIFE?
3. AND IS GETTING DIVORCED?
*quickly double checks the calendar *
4. DURING PRIDE MONTH????
The Archivist
Oh! Wow!! It seems you found a little creachur!
What kind of little creachur did you find?
A lil lizard
Hmm seems like it's got wings - a bird? A bat? Who can say
The softest little bunny rabbit
A glossy beetle
Frog :3
Teeny tiny hedgehog
Mouse with the biggest ears you've ever seen
Fish in it's little fish bowl
Fox with a fluffy tail
Snail friend :3
Snake that winds around your arm
Sentient potato
You pick the little creachur up and notice something really neat about it – what did you notice?
It's got wings! (An extra set if it's a creachur that already has wings!)
Bright neon rainbow spots!
Tiny little antlers!
It has eight eyes!
There's an extra set of teeth in that cute little mouth!
It purrs!
It's carrying a little briefcase marked 'top secret'!
It glows softly when you pet it!
It's leucistic or melanistic!
Those claws are made of metal!
Something else - tell me in the tags!
Nothing extraordinary about this creachur, but it's still very special to me <
The little creachur climbs into your pocket! (Yes, even the fish, don't question it.) Seems like it's following you home - would you like to give it a name?
Let's call it...
Spot
Georgette
Dill Pickle
Charlie
Ser Butters, Knight of the Dairy Kingdom
Sourdough
Raspberry Tart
Bear
The Great Destroyer of Worlds
The creachur already has a name, it's (put it in the tags)
Hmmm none of these fit that well, it's name is (put it in the tags)
As soon as you make it home, the creachur settles right in with you.
Where does it make it's bed?
Your pillow :)
Pile of scrap fabric you've been meaning to use
On top of the fridge
In your laundry hamper
In the tiny space between two books on your shelf
Underneath the couch, where you can hear it making happy noises
In your coziest winter hat
Nestled among all the art supplies
In the Lego pirate ship on display
In your backpack so it can go with you everywhere
No particular spot, because it curls up beside you wherever you sit
It hides so well that I can't tell, but I know it's there :)
Well, seems like it's settled in for good. One last poll, to help you and your new creachur remain best buds -
What becomes your creachur's favourite thing to do together?
It loooves little snacks, all suited for it's diet of course!
Being pet - it especially loves chin scritches!
Playing with it - it especially loves chasing toys!
Cuddle time <3
Trips outside - it loves going on adventures with me!
Snacks but specifically the kind it steals from me!!
It just loves being around me, watching tv, hanging out while I read, etc
Bedtime! It sleeps right beside me all night long!
It really seems to love music, especially my favourite band!
Visits to see friends or family - it's a social little creachur!
Sitting outside in nature and just soaking it in <3
Watching movies - it's especially fond of Columbo???
Good luck with your new creachur!!
I like to imagine a sleep deprived and pissed off Ryland Grace uses his teacher phrases but in his "ragefull, yelling at collegues and getting kicked out of acadamia" voice.
"1. 2. 3. Eyes. On. Me." *said with such intense glare and direct eye contact it made one person tear up in fear*
"WE RAISE OUR HANDS TO SPEAK!" *even Stratt follows the rule the rest of the meeting*
"I can wait..." *said in a normal volume in a room of screaming frustrated scientists. they all quiet immediately*
"SEE ME AFTER CLASS!" *he then stormed off and now the poor sod that pissed of Dr. Grace is standing outside his office door like he's entering the execution chamber*
I like to imagine a sleep deprived and pissed off Ryland Grace uses his teacher phrases but in his "ragefull, yelling at collegues and getting kicked out of acadamia" voice.
"1. 2. 3. Eyes. On. Me." *said with such intense glare and direct eye contact it made one person tear up in fear*
"WE RAISE OUR HANDS TO SPEAK!" *even Stratt follows the rule the rest of the meeting*
"I can wait..." *said in a normal volume in a room of screaming frustrated scientists. they all quiet immediately*
"SEE ME AFTER CLASS!" *he then stormed off and now the poor sod that pissed of Dr. Grace is standing outside his office door like he's entering the execution chamber*
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nothing here to run from
When you have nothing better to do on a space ship than listen to some gossip.
The book explains how Rocky easily learns English, so I kinda like the idea that he could potentially understand some animals, like whales.
Really enjoying the idea that Grace's angry outburst in Denmark became a meme. The Angry Scientist. It shows up in discussions of egregiously bad sci-fi movies and arguments with antivaxxers and astrophage deniers, in forms ranging from pristine screencap to super-crunchy jpeg. There's an animated parody in the style of Ace Attorney. His students use it without realizing it's him.
In his first week on the Gansu six different people asked him about it and four asked Stratt why she hired Angry Scientist Meme guy.
helloooo this is a MASTER POST of my Sherlock Holmes annotations, aka shitpost doodles of my favorite parts with occasional headcanons. I will pin this so it's available and update it as I go because this feels like it's becoming a full series, god help me.
I'm reading the stories in the order they occurred (according to Baring-Gould, who I am currently arm wrestling in the astral plane over how many wives Watson had) so that's how I will present them!
EDIT: decided to draw them in the order that makes sense to me, Baring-Gould you’re too silly
EDIT 2: this is basically a webcomic at this point, with ongoing continuity and a romantic storyline that can be enjoyed if you read in order. I did not intend this, but I have Sherlock Holmes disease and there's only one cure (doing this)
EDIT 3: content warning/advertisement depending on your temperament: this series gets into one of my big interests, historical queerness, period accurate homophobia, and how laws around queerness affected lived experience. it also has things that you can expect from a Sherlock Holmes story like: drug use involving needles, violence, flagrant use of old timey guns, and people dying in shocking and mysterious ways!
Copies of Volume 1 can be ordered here!
A Study in Scarlet 🩸
The Speckled Band 🐍
The Resident Patient 🩺
The Noble Bachelor 👰
The Second Stain 📮
The Reigate Squires 📝
The Dancing Men 👯♂️
Silver Blaze 🏇🏻
The Six Napoleons ⚫️
The Red Circle 🕯️🪟
The Greek Interpreter 🩹
Mycroft Interlude 🎩
The Beryl Coronet 🥪
The Yellow Face 🙂
The Hound of the Baskervilles 🐺
-Part One
-Part Two
-Part Three
-Part Four
-Part Five
-Part Six
-Part Seven
The Gloria Scott ⚓️
The Valley of Fear 🏰
-Part One
-Part Two
Shoscombe Old Place 🎣
Charles Augustus Milverton 💌
-Part One
-Part Two
-Part Three
-Part Four
-Part Five
The Copper Beeches ✂️
-Part One
-Part Two
The Sign of the Four 💉
-Part One
-Part Two
-Part Three
-Part Four
-Part Five
-Illustration
-Part Six
-Part Seven
The Cardboard Box 📦👂🏻
Second Interlude 💒
A Scandal In Bohemia 💃
-Part One
-Part Two
-Part Three
The Stockbrokers Clerk 🦷
The Engineer’s Thumb 👍🏻
The Crooked Man 🦝
The Naval Treaty 🌹
The Five Orange Pips 🍊
The Man With The Twisted Lip 🧽
-Part One
-Part Two
The Boscombe Valley Mystery 🪨
-Part One
-Part Two
-Part Three
The Dying Detective 🦪
-Part One
-Part Two
-Part Three
Christmas Eve, 1890 🎄
-Part One
-Part Two
-Part Three
The Blue Carbuncle 🪿💎
-Part One
-Part Two
-Part Three
-Part Four
The Blanched Soldier 🪖
The Final Problem 🏔️
-Part One
-Part Two
-Part Three
-Part Four
-Part Five
-Part Six
-Part Seven
-Part Eight
-Part Nine
-Part Ten
-Part Eleven
The Empty House 👤
-Part One
-Part Two
-Part Three
-Part Four
-Part Five
-Part Six
A Case of Identity 💍
-Part One
-Part Two
The Red Headed League 👨🦰
-Part One
-Part Two
The Illustrious Client 🧪
-Part One
-Part Two
-Part Three
-Part Four
-Part Five
The Golden Pince-Nez 👓
-Part One
-Part Two
its funny to me how warmups for instruments generally sound nice and pretty. like just basic scales or chords. the exercises i do on my guitar could be mistaken for actual music at times.
and then vocal warmups are shit like. bark like a seal. grunt like a thwomp from mario 64. now sing the melody but instead of the lyrics youre saying 'moo moo mee mee mah mah' even the scales you gotta moo mee mah through that shit and its just so goofy every time. and this is why im not a singer
Other instruments are made from wood and metal. Vocal chords are made of meat and so function very differently. Athletes and gymnasts and dancers do the same form of warmup for their bodies, it's just that singers use their voice which we are far more accustomed to hearing as a communication.
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also made a presentation for my friends recently
Magnus Archives characters as weird quotes from my friends
Taking inspiration from @morallygrayautisticscientist’s post for Spop characters!
Jon: “It’s a hard life being a McDonald’s paper napkin on the freeway…”
Martin: “What’s wrong with you? And by you, I mean me.”
Tim: “Are you a cat boy or a cat man?”
Sasha: “Would Cthulhu be accepting of queers?”
Daisy: “I will improvise violence.”
Basira: “Am I suggesting homicide? Maybe. But will it fix the problem? Also maybe.”
Georgie: “I’m humble, but I’m beautiful and kind.”
Melanie: “I wanna ask why your face is so punchable. That’s what I wanna know.”
Elias: “It’s less about being patronizing, and more about causing deep psychological scars.”
Peter Lukas: “Tax evasion? I hardly know her.”
Helen Distortion: “I don’t lie, I tell truths with a little twist!”
Michael Distortion: “I’m not like the other girls, I’m a hallucination.”
Jane Prentiss: “He doesn’t have what it takes to be with a millipede like me”
Nikola: “And off goes his skin!!”
To be cont!
