Oh penis christ!!😤😨😱

lets start blair witching it in the corner. together

@pangur-and-grim

i wonder how many they'll need

i hesitate even to speculate

physical altercation my house 9 pm tonight

on may 14th 1839, let's all go to McDonald's and order the amnesia: the dark descent burger

the look on the worker's face will be a rictus of anguish

accidentally running over a vampire with my car because they didnt show up on the backup camera

uh oohhh forgot to wash the the cutting board from last night before cutting up strawberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

that photo is one of the sexiest things i have ever seen.

it's crazy how by writing q and picard tng perfectly predicted the relationship between a tumblrina and a blorbo. like yeah here is this emotionally constipated middle aged man and the omnipotent homosexual who wants nothing but to put this guy in fucking Predicaments. also the omnipotent homosexual is considered a weirdo by his peers. he is also unemployed. that's a big plotpoint actually