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imagine selling shirts about the first time you stayed over at your crush's house

it feels like it’s fucking 11pm. and it’s not even 7

wait check this out

•_• <- guy with a cursed eye

saying it right now… october 2024 was one of the greatest months in phandom history ever

goddddd this sucks i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) Find The Chaos Emeralds

i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

I don’t think the club could handle her

dan during these silly card games is so funny to me he’s just like yeah phil you win this one. you are so funny and perfect and your eyes twinkle when you laugh. you win again omg that answer was so funny. take another card. i love you