You don't fuck with Star Trek bitch?

there should be a delete all posts on facebook for year 2010 and below

me giving relationship advice: communicate or end it

What I would give to eat lunch with my friends in school and peel the sticker off my fruit and put it on their clothes and say "you cost 60 cents" or "you're a pear." I miss that.

dark ouside huh? :) thats because its winter now. & if you listen i can tell you more. about this world

this is how men speak to women

I woke up. Opened Tumblr. Georgia flipped. Destiel was canon and one-sided and sucked. We got Pennsylvania. Putin was resigning due to Destiel. Fox News said no. I screamed.

I know we always complain about how we didn’t choose to be born but imagine being an animal. literally the second you’re born you’re literally fighting for your life, your entire existence is about survival and reproduction, you’re constantly battling against the elements and competing for food and shelter and hiding from predators. you’ll be lucky if you manage to have sex once in your life

white men look the same i literally dont even know how many brothers there are there might just be one that moves very fast

update: after 4 fucking years, the horse is finally out of the hospital

an author i love just tweeted about how “big joy and small joy are the same” and how she was just as content the other night eating chocolate and cuddling her dog as she was on her Big Trip to new york and honestly. i think that’s it. this morning i was listening to an audiobook while baking shortbread in my joggers and i realised i really didn’t care what Big Things happened in my future as long as i could keep baking and reading at the weekend and maybe that is the kind of bar we have to set to guard ourselves against disappointment. just appreciate and cherish the mundane stuff and see everything else as a bonus.

LMFAO

I just spit my drink out 😂😂😂😂