Hennybowers

i think part of the reason why i love disney’s hercules so much is that the idea of a sassy hades resounds so deeply with me as a person who has siblings. like imagine if you were rich as fuck and had to live in what’s basically the flooded basement of the entire world while your brothers fart around banging everything in sight. if i had to live in a literal swamp and listen to stories about poseidon turning into a horse to get sexy with demeter i’d probably have no fucking patience too

help me I’ve been laughing for the past 5 minutes

i can’t actually breathe 

a movie about a hypothetical killer clown called “if”

Growing up in an abusive household is a fucking trip dude……If you’ve never had someone angrily wash a dish at you or fold a sock in your direction then how are you gonna understand why I get nervous when you quietly do the laundry, or why I ask “are you mad at me?” when you set the bag of groceries down too hard? It’s a totally different way of living and it impacts you long after you’ve left the situation.

This is so important.

Abused kids speak a language you can’t learn

I’ll never forget the people who threw a fit about this post because they didn’t understand the anxiety when someone just seems angry while in your proximity

THIS!!

i like elephant seals IN THEORY cos they look so goofy but every time i watch any documentary about them all they do is fuck and fight extremely graphically and disgustingly to the death so i’m deeply afraid of them

I just googled “why do elephant seals fight” and got a video of one bashing himself in slow, rhythmic, dead-eyed crashes against a truck only slightly larger than itself while said owner just stood to the side, a defeated, perplexed look on his face

Pretty sure this is Homer the elephant seal from New Zealand. He’s not fighting that car he’s fucking it. It’s how he got famous, he became a menace to a town after fucking a bunch of cars. He also fucked a restaurant’s power box and caused a blackout. Absolute madman.

Ah, wonderful! Now I’m even more terrified.

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i’m personally taking it upon myself to make twilight one of those cult movies like rocky horror that are constantly playing at cinemas where people dress up and quote the lines along with the actors who is with me

*hastily cutting jeans into jorts with dull scissors* LET’S DO THIS THING

twilight au where emmett is the doctor, carlisle is a frat boy, esme is the bitchy daughter of a wealthy politician, rosalie owned and lived on a farm, alice doesn’t get visions for people but for chickens, and jasper is canadian.

this was just one punch after another