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No rest for the weary. Cheers!

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Two years ago I said, "I'd ship Alastor with a chair if you let me", And you let me. 🤷 (I blame the @radiorollerzine and how they validated this stupid idea for a bookmark. It's all their fault).
MY FAVORITE BOOKMARK!!!
Ace of hearts 🖤
Vaggie: Hey alastor…..Can you just……. not?
Alastor: ….Vagatha I have no clue what you are referring to,
Vaggie: -I don’t fuckin know! Just- stop. Stop everything
Alastor: ……….I believe I do not hold the capabilities to “just, stop everything”
Vaggie: -UGH! I MEAN YOU! STOP DOING ALL OF IT! -JUST DONT OKAY?!?!
Alastor: …..ah! I understand now… In that case, I believe I can! ………… just one second-
*POP!*
Alastor: *-The mild deer kmart Shirt* ….is this better?
Vaggie: -HOW IN THE FUC-
Announcing... Schlocktober 2026!
What is this?
Schlocktober is a month-long writing and drawing event. It was established in 2025 as a response to a kink-free Kinktober calendar that became infamous for having way too many rules.
Its unconventional prompts and loose standards encourage creative freedom and reject morality policing in fandom spaces.
Who's running this thing?
Direct your complaints to patheticfangirl.
Why "schlock"?
It means trash/junk (affectionate), and that's the quality of content I'm striving for with these prompts. It's also fun to say.
But, y'know, if you want to take a prompt and turn it into a masterpiece of a whumpy longfic, go for it. That's creative freedom, baby.
What fandom is this for?
Schlocktober is fandom and ship neutral. At the time of posting, there are 218 different fandoms represented in previous works.
What if I want to combine prompts? What if I want to write or draw things out of order? What if I want to make a video? What if...
Go for it. Get weird. Do an interpretive dance. Mix in last year's prompts if you want to. Let the spirit of schlock move you.
What does [prompt] mean?
You tell me. It's all open to interpretation.
Is RPF okay?
Yes, so long as it's clearly fiction. See rule #3 below.
There are rules?
Just three.
No AI use.
Having the plagiarism machine do your work for you is the opposite of creative. A typo-riddled mess is better than AI-written fanfiction. A stick figure drawn on the back of a napkin is better than soulless AI slop art. Believe in your own ability to produce trashy works.
Tag appropriately.
'Creator Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings' means anything goes. 'No Archive Warnings Apply' means your work is guaranteed not to contain any of the major archive warnings (non-con, major character death, graphic violence, or underage sex).
No irl bigotry or crimes.
Your characters can be as problematic as you'd like, but if you try to post a weird pro-JK Rowling essay or threatening manifesto or something you're not going in the collection. Don't kill the vibes.
Anything else I need to know?
Only the most important thing of all: Have fun.
But someone else is having fun wrong!
Shut the fuck up.
How do I participate?
There's an ao3 collection right here:
Schlocktober on ao3
Otherwise, just tag #schlocktober here or on Bluesky. DMs are open if you tag something and I miss it (I promise it's not intentional).
Will the collection stay open after October?
The collection is open 24/7/365, but you may not get approved as quickly in the off-season as mods don't check often.
I can't read your graphic!
Text version of the prompts under the cut.

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Simple Google Docs -> AO3 posting script!
It’s been a little while since I saw one of these posts making the rounds and when I tried to look one up to share it had broken links, so I figured I’d make a quick one myself because there’s no such thing as getting the word out on this too much!
POSTING FIC TO AO3 AND TUMBLR CAN BE FORMATTING HELL IF YOU’RE TRYING TO DO IT MANUALLY. But the lovely people of AO3 put this AO3 posting script (LINK TO GDOC HERE!) in their ‘Unofficial Browser Tools’ section of their FAQ:
It’s pretty straight-forward. Follow the instructions in the FAQ, which are also numbered at the top of the sample script in the original doc you make the copy of. Once it’s a file copied to your own Google Docs you can open and edit it, pasting in whatever you wish to post to AO3. Then you just click the ‘Post to AO3′ (pictured below) menu, and the ‘ prepare for pasting into the HTML editor’ option under that, and BAM, instant HTML to post on AO3, or even just on Tumblr!
Now if you’re used to using the Rich Text editors make sure you’re switched over to the HTML ones to upload your shiny new HTML versions of your fic!
You can switch back to Rich Text to give it a look-over and make sure everything looks the way it should, or add in anything extra before posting!
I hope this was easy enough to follow! I am, admittedly, not the best at explaining things but an attempt was made. I recently came across a few friends who didn’t know this existed so I figured a friendly reminder might help a few others as well!
Happy posting! <3
Ok so as funny as calling Alastor a fraud is, it's also missing a LOT of nuance in his deal with Rosie and this nuance is. Kind of crucial. So I think it's important to clear up now that:
Alastor did not "cheat."
There's a very small detail about his deal with Rosie that actually makes it VERY different from the other kinds of soul deals in the show. Most of the other soul deals are very straight forward, classic selling-your-soul type things: you are given (blank) in return for selling ownership your soul to the person giving you (blank). Or, in slight variation: your soul is taken by (blank) in exchange for whatever you asked of (blank). It's kind of one-and-done thing. You make the deal, you're contracted until one of you dies permanently (presumably) or the deal is forcibly broken with. Simple, right?
This is NOT what Alastor's deal is. His deal isn't giving Rosie his soul in exchange for power, it's Rosie giving him power and keeping his soul until his debt is paid. There's a very clear "out" clause. He didn't sell his soul, not really, it's just being held from him (like a frozen credit card, if you will) until he pays Rosie back by completing whatever "task" she has for him. Granted, we don't know what this task is or if either of them even though, so this could be a loophole Rosie exploits to essentially keep him on a leash forever, but I really doubt that she doesn't have some modus operandi that Alastor is integral to and will honor their agreement afterwards.
This very particular detail is what makes their relationship so interesting, but that's for another post. My point in bringing this up is that this isn't Alastor boosting himself on someone's power, not really. After all, it's pretty fair and completely transactional. He gets something from Rosie and he then pays her back for it, simple as that. To put it in a more mundane scenario: if you borrow an egg from your neighbor, you're probably going to let them take a measuring spoon next time they ask, because that balances it out. They just haven't done their balancing act yet. You're not dependent on your neighbor just because you borrowed something once, the scale just hasn't been settled, so to speak.
Because, really, Alastor doesn't NEED Rosie's power. Even with his staff broken (which seems to contain the magic Rosie gave to him), he's pretty damn powerful. Rosie definitely played her cards right in that regard, because Alastor very likely would've become an Overlord without any boost from her just fine, it just might've taken a few more years. He's no fraud. He's not even "cheated"—he's leveraged himself a head start that he's going to repay.
And it may seem incredibly skewed in Rosie's favor, but it's not really when you look beyond the soul-owning thing. Not only is it temporary, but they're both, at the end of the day, getting the same thing: power. Souls give you power, so Rosie gets power. Rosie gave Alastor power too. It's mutual. And with how she talks about him being "the one" (for her plans) compared to Alastor's ability to stand on his own, I would even argue that she might need him far more than he needs her. But that's also another post.
TLDR; If anything, this wasn't even really a boost, it was a business deal.
Vaggi Week 2026
Day 2: Outfit / Cosplay
“Where tradition touches today!”
Back on my Disney silliness.
Being Carnifex unfortunately doesn’t make Alastor completely unbound from all of Hell’s rules
Also he tries this almost every week, trying to sneak it into Lucifer’s papers and hope he doesn’t notice. it’s practically a ritual between these two

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Vaggi Week 2026
Day 2: Outfit / Cosplay
Art collab with the wonderful @labyrinthofsphinx
They provided the lineart and I did the colouring. Thank you so much for trusting me with your beautiful art!
I ended up creating a nighttime scene as well as a daytime.
A really fun summer vibes prompt collab with my very good friend @henchy5824 <3 They did the lineart for this lovely piece, I did the render. If you like hazbin, go give them some love guys! They do amazing stuff <33
Cheers!! And keep cool this summer everyone!
Sorry if this has been asked before! Hazbin bdsm fic recs??
...Dear lord, I have a lot of these.
So, most of these have BDSM-style dynamics, but I'll call out the specific ones that I know have "diegetic BDSM" (aka BDSM in which the characters actively KNOW they're doing BDSM, rather than just...hatefucking in ways that include checking in on each other to some degree). Also, you can assume that all of these are gonna be either Rated E, or Rated M but in the way that's very, uh, "rated-E-flavored". xD
Anyway, *rubs hands together* Let's get into it!!
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Calculus (or the study of instantaneous rates of change and the summation of infinitely small factors to make a whole) by Delta_Pavonis (oneshot, 11k words, CW: blood/painful-but-consensual sex) is a delightful continuation of that one comic that went around Tumblr, in which Vox is visiting the hotel Alastor is like "Kiss me" and Lucifer's like "why the fuck would I do that" and Alastor's like "because it would be so fucking funny". This one takes that extended Fake Relationship plotline in a Dom-Alastor direction, and it's hilarious and hot!
Follow You Home by Delta_Pavonis (2/3 chapters complete, 40k words) also features a dominant Alastor, but it's a story that starts with Alastor having summoned Lucifer while he was still a human, and continues into his time in Hell. It spans decades upon decades, and the backstory it lends to their interactions is SO tasty.
glory be to the god that fucks by captivatedintrovert for umiekii (oneshot, 7.5k words, DIEGETIC BDSM) is a particularly blasphemous fic in which Lucifer is the Dom, and it is *exquisite* - my goodness, this author has a way with words, it's a brilliant combination of "seriously do NOT read this in public" and "a fascinating and emotive story" (though you might not expect the latter at first).
Mutual Satisfaction by romanaxe (series, 61k words, DIEGETIC BDSM) is a series I've yammered about before; it's a lovely story of Alastor and Lucifer working out a BDSM relationship in which Lucifer is a gentle, caring Dom!
Go For Broken by MothballMilkshake, PitFTW (oneshot, 16k words, DIEGETIC BDSM) is a fantastic Dom-Lucifer oneshot, featuring some semi-public teasing!
good morning, my deer by captivatedintrovert for Rosypie3 (oneshot, 7k words) is some Dom-Lucifer consensual somno fun! <3
Drink Menu by BrimstoneCoffee (series, 236k words and counting) is one of my FAVORITE series, my goodness I love it - it features a LOT of discussion about What They Each Want Out Of This that don't *specifically* speak in BDSM-language, but if you like diegetic BDSM for the real "what we each want" discussions and the careful exploration and the storylines of "what happens when we DON'T communicate properly", this is also gonna be a series for you!
Here's the Stitch by eternalscout for edub91 (completed, 22k words) has a hilarious premise involving someone having a pair of Lucifer and Alastor "poppets" (what some refer to as "voodoo dolls", though the fic is careful to refer to them appropriately) that they're using to enact romantic scenes, and Lucifer and Alastor have been dealing with this enough times that they're past awkwardness, they want ANSWERS (and to kiss each other). Dom-Lucifer in this one.
A Gentlemen's Accord, If You Will by walkingcatfish (series, 48k words and counting, CW: copious amounts of gore) is one I've talked about before, in which Lucifer and Alastor form a mutual, gore-filled situationship of sorts! Alastor is usually the one in the Dom role here.
Merlot Ego by titanic_trash (oneshot, 4.2k words, CW: piss) is just a damn well-done humiliation-kink oneshot, Alastor's in the Dom role in this one!
Dominance by NarrativeNonsense (series, 16k words) is the well-named oneshot-and-follow-up in which Lucifer accidentally inspires an Awakening in Alastor and they fuck about it, a lot, and then have to deal with the awkwardness of The Aftermath. xD
How to Bag a Deer in 7 Days by TheValravn (ongoing series, 85k words and counting, DIEGETIC BDSM, CW: the most viscerally distressing rape scene holy shit, but NOTABLY that scene does NOT take place between Alastor and Lucifer) is a WILD freaking ride of a story! Slowly but steadily ongoing, it involves sex contracts and layers upon layers of fuck-uppery.
Stuck on You by Rosypie3 (oneshot, 4.6k words): Oh, nooooooo, Alastor is stuck in a wall, whatever shall Lucifer dooooooo.......notably, Lucifer does not realize this is actually Alastor, and thinks someone has left a very high-quality sex toy out. There are impressive levels of Lulu-Delulu happening here. It's what it says on the tin; enjoy. xD
What the Hart Wants by yersifanel (series, 64k words, DIEGETIC BDSM) features a Dom-Lucifer, and he and Alastor sort out a BDSM partnership together, it's lovely!
Tales of the Hazbin Fuck Closet by MixkaRules18, PitFTW (completed, 46k words, DIEGETIC BDSM) is about a specific closet in which everyone in the hotel (except for an exasperated Niffty who is sick and tired of everyone else's shit) goes to fuck their respective partners, and it follows Lucifer and Alastor's adventures there!
Rendezvous by romanaxe (series, 17k words, DIEGETIC BDSM) is one I've definitely talked about before, plenty of guided masturbation here!
X is for Xeroxing by titanic_trash (oneshot, 8k words, DIEGETIC BDSM): Lucifer clones ahoy!! Sooooo many Lucifer clones. xD
The Five Senses of You by MixkaRules18 (series, 146k words, DIEGETIC BDSM) is one I've mentioned before, the Piercing AU, Alastor is the Dom in in this one.
To Be the Perfect Angel, Some Sin Must Be Done by eternalscout (series, 99k words, DIEGETIC BDSM) is one of those series that kinda has Everything in it, there's dance marathons, there's crack, there's a Dom-Lucifer BDSM situationship, there's Alastor dressed as a sk8r boi, what more could you need of a series?
The Devil You Know by Kasidra (completed, 101k words, DIEGETIC BDSM) has a full-on plot involving Lucifer waking up without his powers, and Alastor protecting him while they work on getting them back. They play with some fun CNC in this one, with Dom Al as their default.
Strange Appetites by Gotllphi (ongoing, 116k words, CW: gore and consensual torture, DIEGETIC BDSM) is THE fic I can never shut up about on these posts. xD See more here!
Wicked Game by TrashDemonx (ongoing series, 185k words) is the Dominant-Alastor fic of all Dominant-Alastor fics, Trash has fit SO many kinks into this series and it is truly impressive! Definitely a "don't read this in public". xD
More Than Talking by CursedCatJoules (it ME!, completed, 12.8k words, DIEGETIC BDSM) is the sequel to "The Wing Talk", though it stands decently well on its own as a smut. One Alastor, many Lucifers, many kinks and unorthodox grammatical tenses crammed in there.
Unaffected by CursedCatJoules for romanaxe (it ME!, oneshot, 4k words) involves Lucifer and Alastor kinda gay-chickening their way into a Guided Masturbation scenario.
Angel Dust/Lucifer
Free Wills by theautomaton (3 chapters written, last updated in 2024, 7k words) is an as-yet-incomplete fic that has rewired my brain chemistry and indirectly inspired two separate fanfictions of mine (as well as another fanfiction of a friend of mine). HIGHLY recommend for anyone who enjoys pondering ~the Implications~ of fanfics, because this is INCREDIBLE. Lucifer and Angel each have their time in a Dom-type role here, but for the most part Angel is the one in the "driver's seat" during the actual sex.
How to Bag an Angel: Take That, Depression! by Princeliest (oneshot, 7.8k words) is the AppleDust fic I recommend to anyone interested in trying out the pairing for the first time! Featuring Angel being the gentlest Dom for a depressed-dad Lucifer. <3
Charlie/Vaggi/Alastor
No Bond Stronger by FurbanLegend, henchy5824 (completed, 30k words, DIEGETIC BDSM) is a delightful story in which Charlie decides that the best bonding activity that would make Vaggi and Alastor get along would be platonic BDSM! And they just kinda...roll with it, and get VERY into it. :P
For Want of a Delicacy by CursedCatJoules (it ME!, ongoing, 30k words and counting, CW: menstruation, DIEGETIC BDSM) is my Unexpectedly-Emotional Menstruation Fic that accidentally became a study in sexuality and BDSM.
Rosie/Alastor/Charlie
Rosie knows best by Godlizza for shiningnight (oneshot, 11k words) features a Domme Rosie encouraging Charlie to explore her own Domme side, and this fic knocked my socks off when I first read it! I'd only ever read Godlizza's T-rated work before, I was NOT prepared for how steamy this one got. xD
Alastor/Alastor
You, Me, and the Shadow Makes Three by titanic_trash for BrimstoneCoffee (oneshot, 8k words) involves Human-Alastor summoning Demon-Alastor by mistake (he'd been expecting Some Random Demon, not *himself*), and Demon-Alastor has a proposition to make, for Reasons. I love the way this story writes Alastor's banter with himself, and the storyline makes sense and is executed Really Damn Well!
Charlie/Vaggi
The Princess's Public Service by All_Our_Troubles (Ongoing but each chapter feels self-contained as its own story, 30k words, DIEGETIC BDSM) is one I've talked about here before, in which Charlie has a Free Use kink and Vaggie is happy to help make those dreams come true in the most Safe, Sane, Consensual way as is possible for them!
I don't even know how to classify this one ship-wise...Angel/Vox? Kinda?
Fake and Gay by ohdeercoffee (completed, 20k words) is hilarious and features enough secondhand embarrassment to kill a...idk, an average Tumblr user. It involves Alastor tricking Vox into releasing Angel Dust's soul after the death of Valentino, ostensibly by agreeing to have sex with Vox, but he actually disguises Angel as himself and sends him off to do the deed (with himself and the rest of the hotel listening in to ensure they can rescue him if necessary). Unfortunately he did not consider the implications of ANY part of this plan, and the results are some of the funniest lines of dialogue I've ever read.

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No Bond Stronger
Maybe Angel Dust was onto something when he took the party to Consent? Henchy and FurbanLegend sure thought so! Let's see where they take this and read the fic here!