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the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!

oh thank GOD

yeah okay ill reblog that

She is also credited by the Audubon society with coining the word “birb”

gender-affirming surgery is a months-long dark comedy. what the fuck do you mean you're charging me double for everything. what do you mean they itemize the bill by left and right ball. what the fuck.

they billed me for three?? three balls???

PAPERWORK

dropping food when you're already sad is such an intense emotion. Just the most fucking wretched self indulgent pity. One time I spilled a bowl of ice cream when i had already spent most of the day sobbing and honestly im still chasing that high

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

as an ex-catholic it’s very funny to see ‘catholic convert’ in people’s bios it’s akin to running out of a burning skyscraper and passing someone heading on up to the top floor

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Tumblr needs more minigames like this. Way better than “previous tags”

Foreign nationals shut the fuck up about American politics challenge

Wrong post lmaooooooo

No I like where this is going please continue