Hopped a train & wound up here

*did you mean adorable blood baby*

everyone’s favorite grouchy vampire

My love.

Never have I wanted to be bloodcicle more then when I see this.

Oh. My. God.

*DEAD*

wtf is he doing? Trying to kill me at work!?

Indeed.

We need this NOW!

my kids not having no white friends im sorry

While I don’t agree with it, it’s nothing new.  Parents “back in my day” would try to expose their children to chicken pox (of course this was before the vaccine). My mother tried to expose my brother and I - neither of us got it - that is until our own children did so my brother and I were both adults when we did get chicken pox. Thankfully by the time the rest of my children came along there was a vaccine :-)

I don't agree with this either.  Also, chicken pox is less dangerous than measles (and has not been shown to cause blindness or brain damage but can lead to scarlet fever - I guess, pick your poison).  And the comment "I wish scientists could figure out a way to give all children a very mild strain of a disease"...HELLO!!! THAT'S WHAT A LIVE VIRUS VACCINE IS!!  The measles vaccine is an attenuated (weakened) live virus.  I just went through a typhoid vaccination cycle.  It was a attenuated bacterium vaccine.  It did not kill me, whereas typhoid fever has a 30% mortality rate if not treated with antibiotics (and even then some people may die from complications).  I will take a vaccine any day over actual infection and treatment!!

#mras

Oh what a terrible thing it appears that I haven’t reblogged these glorious beasts this year yet

We have come to pronounce judgment upon those who do not respect the will of the Catmoot.

Want!

As a blood and bred Canadian I can confirm this as complete fact.

LMAO!!  Nobody likes Quebec, not even Quebec. Every time I've been there I get this distinct feeling of mild self-loathing from the Quebecois.  Or it could be their very strong loathing of me.

the queen has her say on the topic of islamophobia (x/x/x/x/x/x/x)

Damn

yaaaaaaz

The baddest of the bad asses. Y'all Viking men can step aside.

OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

LOKI IS EXILED TO EARTH AND BECOMES A ROCKSTAR BLESS THE GODS

This comic has already been made into a movie!

Sounds like a deal to me.

That's a flippin' bargain!  The money is there...unless you get us into another war over oil, Congress.