Small town southern man

picture it 1978 studio 54,,i'm 16 working as a barback,(different times,all i needed was a ssi number and said i was 18 ),,,one night i went to take a wizz,,,DONALD JOHN TRUMP walked,,aka the Donald,,hw wipped out a beautiful thick uncut cock,i could see his hairy bush,he caught me looking,he looked up and smiled,,didnt say a word,,i was so surprised cuz he didn't act snoody or stuck up,he didn't look down on me like 90% of rich people do,,later a co-worker came up to me and handed me $300.00 a small fortune back in the day,,,said he had said oh "oh it's the boy from the men's room,had no idea he worked here,,give him this for me as a tip'',

my friend was like 'GUUURLLL!! did you trick him !? you blew the Donald?''

i said no i just say his SNUFFLEUPAGUS

HE WAS LIKE WTF?

i said yeah you know Mr. snuffleupagus from sesame street ( he shook his yes),,his dick looks like snuffleupagus's trunk!!!,,long,thick and foreskin hanging over the head and he pulled it back to expose his mushroom shaped dick head.,,bitch he as a PUUURDY DICK!!,,but no we didn't do anything,

my friend was like,,oooh miss thang, he liking YOU!,and handed me the three bills.

picture it,1976 i was a runaway hitching from texas to L.A,somewhere in Arizona a guy about 30 rolled up on me in a 1967 chevy impala i ran uo to the car,,hot,tired,thirsty....and there he be with a shit grin from ear to ear,,,''hey baby,,where ya head it to?,ass,grass or gas noboby rides free'' he had his hard dick out and was shaking it at me.

ME;-you know i'm a guy right?

HE;-that's why i stopped,i love me some young, tender boys,,,so what's it gonna be? fuck or walk??

ME;-got in,took off my shirt,put my hand on his shaft,,so where we gonna do this?