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i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure

Were you a victim of the Mishapocalypse? You might be entitled to compensation

sorry professor i did not do this asisgnemtn becuase i was too sad! NO consequences please. goodbye

i LOVE HEART SHAPED THINGS!!!!!! HEART SHAPED CLOUDS??? HEART SHAPED CHOCOLATES???? THATS WHAT BEING ALIVE IS ABOUT

tumblr said i “liked” your post, but in reality? i loved it. i love you

I like noticing details that no one sees

shoutout to this week for ending

“:(” in all caps

w/ a monotone voice “wow that is so wild”

cats are very pickupable and i think that was a really good choice on their part

i’m annoying (self diagnosed)

can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??

How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn’t cool anymore?

U ever abt to explain urself to somebody and then ur like ??? I literally don’t have to lmaooo