a dumb screenshot of youth

haters will see you mind control them and be like i do not hate you any more

I'm going to send my boss an email about my gender identity and sexuality just in case she was wondering

They took me and hooked me up to a machine and took all my blood out and replaced it with horse blood

I guess I must have amazing taste because somehow everything that I like are things that I enjoy

I have a disease called I can’t reply to your text. I love you

I didn't read your email but I gave it a sniff

big t shirt little shorts clean hair and moisturized skin will have you believig in god or something

I do not want the ai overview. I want to read six wikipedia pages as god intended.

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

Can i bum a smile

beautiful women named magenta cartridge low are trying to contact me on my printer

Pouring cocaine onto a mirror and using a tiny zen garden rake to make decorative soothing swirls in it

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent