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Reblogging thrice for effective reach

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

We should frequently refer to JK Rowling as "JK Rowling, the author who described Lolita as a 'love story'", because that's something she did.

Yeah, it sure does check out.

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

Also STOP VAPING INDOORS AROUND OTHER PEOPLE. Holy shit, if you're gonna wreck your lungs at least give me the option not to wreck mine.

yeah okay ill reblog that

Please I’m begging yall as an asthmatic, your fruit-flavored vapor will still give people around you who are smoke-sensitive attacks. So will weed. Don’t do it inside; if you’re at a bus stop or something try to not stand right next to people or move downwind of them if you can.

Also adding that vaping looks stupid as hell and the flavors are nasty. You look like a goober sucking on a gross smartphone power bank.

i wish every kitty in entire world would be ok