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Is that a miette?

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

hey guys so the hero that keeps barging in my tower seems to be using some sort of chronomancy called “quick saving.” have we figured out any counters for that yet or what’s the deal

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

image id/ a screenshot of two tweets by @ hostagekiller. the first tweet reads, “tinder bisexual mumbling AAVE at my dick before some venus flytrap throat and i wake up screaming in 1918 somewhere in dublin” the second tweet reads, “lot of people not getting this one. let me explain: my brother mysteriously disappeared on a hiking trip 2012.” /end id

Every computer needs a cleaning keyboard mode where the keys are inactive while you wipe them down

Turn off the computer

unplug the keyboard

Wallow in filth

Dream about me

The average television show does not kill off 3000 characters in its finale. Good Omens, which kills off over 8 billion, was an outlier and should not have been counted.