a passionate, fragmenty girl, maybe?

Where the fuck did you get 50 friends?

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

remember when you learned the multiverse theory and it was all like “theoretically, ANYTHING could happen” and you were all “haha thank god it’s just a theory and a timeline wouldn’t just go completely off the rails”? Well guys, we were wrong. Apparently, literally anything could happen at any moment and I will NEVER be prepared

HELLO MY FRIEND IM DRESSED JUST LIKE YOU

Still the funniest fucking thing to me that Taylor Swift thinks homophobia is shade

This is a manipulation tactic that men use to make it such a pain in the ass to set a boundary with them that you don’t attempt it again

I’ve been told this before and my response was “Sounds great. Glad we agree.” they always look immediately shaken and surprised.