i almost fucking gagged laughing so hard
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@helloissameme
i almost fucking gagged laughing so hard
@squishybons

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rawr rawr lol xd russia’s greatest love machine
YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE FREED THEM
^
Judgement
idk why old navy is literally always ahead of the game in terms of uncanny valley + retail horror
Free them
Judgement:
do not free them.
oh my god this is gold
mY nAmE iS nOrMa
I couldn’t really read this easily so I’m typing it out so y’all don’t have to strain as hard as I did
“Norma [redacted] has been waiting for follow up for about 3 hours.”
“Visited [store name]. I asked for a deal that I had a coupon for. The rude little girl told me she would not honor my coupon. I spend a lot of money at Chuck E. Cheese’s and a guest should never be told no. I asked to speak to the manager immediately. A disheveled blond man with a coffee mug came up to me and asked what the problem was. I had assumed he knew his role well enough to honor the coupon as any manager should. I told him and said ‘I know you will honor this.’ He said ‘No, I don’t think I will.’ When I told him I spend a lot of money here and it was my kids birthday he said ‘Listen Karen this is a Chuck E Cheese I can’t throw a rock without hitting 3 people whose birthday it is.’ This disgusted me. My name is Norma. He was totally ignorant, rude, and condescending. I demanded to speak to the highest management staff member of this store. He had the nerve to spin in a circle and ask me ‘How can I help you?’ I demanded the corporate phone number. He was obviously trying to entertain the young girl cashier who was giggling the entire time. Completely unprofessional and rude. Worst customer service I have ever seen in a restaurant in my entire life. He gave me a card with the district corporate number on it and I told him I would not be returning to this store and I would tell my friends to not come here either. He told me to have ‘a Chuck E Day’ which was very obviously spiteful. I was furious and appalled. He is a smug jerk. After, I went to my car to cool off and called the number on the card. The corporate employee answered and said ‘Hello again Karen how have you been?’ IT WAS THE SAME JACK*** INSIDE THE STORE. MY NAME IS NORMA.
This man needs to be fire. I am writing a letter to corporate. I will never set foot in another Chuck E Cheese again for the rest of my life and I will be telling my friends and family to do the same”

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i’ve finally forgotten what these bookmarks lead to so its time to check
great news everyone
I have NEVER had my sense of humor catered to harder than I have by this description
I believe Willy Wonka invented this...
It’s called a Pigg O Stat - hard to xray a squirming baby so you drop ‘em in a tube.
I deadass thought someone had put a baby in a blender for a second there
PWEASE HEWP ME I’M BUWNING AWIVE
@patdfobmcr-yt ask and ye shall receive

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Midoriya: If you’re ever ranting to me over text and I’m not responding despite having obviously seen your messages, I’m not ignoring you.
Midoriya: I’m having a bit of a panic attack because I often don’t know how to respond.
Kaminari: I just respond with “oof.” No matter the problem, you’re gonna get “oof” as a response.
i wish there was someone i could show this to in real life without permanently damaging our relationship
as long as it's not someone named peter you should be fine
do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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