Im Anxious, Help

my advice for a haunting? real solid 100% foolproof Ghost Advice™? every time something creepy happens, turn in the direction of whatever it was, pause a moment, then slowly lick ur lips and say “…do that again” in ur most seductive voice. the ghost will feel very awkward and leave immediately. 

literally not to get back into the dan and phil fandom at this point in my life but my inner 8th grade self is losing her shit

“well kid… Let me know” OMG LMFAO

“o lol i knocked over her tv trying to sweep”

“I’m trying but I’m also trying not to get deleted.” I mean I guess it works

“do you know what the SCP foundation is?”

On my way

Someone put me up to driving an hour to pick something up

want to see some more cursed material?

either “hghghgh” or “he paid the foundation so they wouldnt tell anyone” and both are appropriate for the situation

“OwO?????”

“precisely”

“Heck yea!”

“bye”

Now don’t you think that’s a bit too emo, pal?

Litty

i’m ya girl

Yeah I’m fine

Pride’s on Saturday

“That’s not the baby sun that’s a creepy old man moon”

“Doing something my parents would not approve of”

“can I leave the makeup here. We two weeks out”

“TRAUMATIC”

“She stepped closer and her boob touched my shoulder. Nearly fainted on stage”

bc of toxic masculinity

“Come on rrrrrrrr come on rrrrrrrrrr”

this time we’re doing it right

I’m DOWN

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly