Dating is easy af tbh. First, you make a great number of deranged and vividly insane personal posts on tumblr until someone dms you. Then you marry them.

Cosign

looking for sugar baby to spoil. bachelor’s degree (at least) and excel skills required, 5+ years experience, knowledge of SQL, Python or COBOL highly desired

i will unironically refer you and we make six figures but we’re evil as fuck and I am working at 11pm on a fucking Thursday rn

it’s basically being a sugar baby for a sadist who wants to make you solve brain teasers and call you at fucked up times

looking for sugar baby to spoil. bachelor’s degree (at least) and excel skills required, 5+ years experience, knowledge of SQL, Python or COBOL highly desired

i will unironically refer you and we make six figures but we’re evil as fuck and I am working at 11pm on a fucking Thursday rn

I enjoy 56 because I have stockholm syndrome after all the times I have failed to remember it.

I want one of these so bad

update I own one of these now