Fuck it, I don't Need a Cool Title

No longer allowed to help my dad in the garden because i picked up the shovel and he saw “a gleeful and cruel darkness in my eyes”

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL!!!

you STAB caesar? you stab his body like the enemy? oh! oh! jail for brutus! jail for brutus for One Thousand Years!!

The masculine gaze is a man saying Daniel Craig has "let himself go" after seeing the new Knives Out film as if I wasn't admiring his Cuban heels and lovely three-piece suits and thinking to myself he looked better than he did in James Bond

do not go gentle into that good night

be a bit of a bitch about it

I really don’t know what crowd I expected to be in the theatre for carol at 1:20 in the afternoon on a friday but it was probably 85% old people, old het couples and halfway through the movie this old lady in front of me turned to the old dude next to her and just said “harold they’re lesbians”

Honoring 10 years of “harold they’re lesbians.” Many happy returns to all who celebrate.

damn we got 2024 tomorrow

damn we got 2025 tomorrow

damn we got 2026 tomorrow