Pls don't percieve me

they sent me to the psych ward the way I be straight jackin it

some of y'all afraid to be corny but I was born on the cob

Tim: "You're just lovestruck, is what you are. Completely besotted."

Jason: no it isn't!

Dick: yes it is, Littlewing

Roy: [gesturing between him and Jason] *we're* not related

Dick: oh and that makes it okay, I suppose?

Bruce: In Jay's early days as Robin, during patrol training, he was about to hit his head on an outstretched lead pipe, so I told him to duck and he quacked at me. And then he hit his head.

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Bruce: I overheard an argument between Steph and Tim, the other day. She complained about how mean he was, and Tim yelled back "If you guys weren't so stupid, I wouldn't have to be. Change starts with you." I laughed but on the inside. On the outside, I told them to play nice.

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Bruce: I know I say I miss my kids' early days but honestly Dick was a nightmare. It didn't help that I had no idea how to raise a child but I now know that swinging on any available ledge is not the norm... --

Tim [ghastly and ill]: Damian tricked me!

Damian: I most certainly did Not!

Tim: You said and I quote: 'stop being a goody-goody and kiss the frog, Drake. I have a theory-'

Damian: You LIE! Father he lies!!

Bruce: long, exhausted sigh

Bruce: Get in the car, I'm taking you to the hospital.

Damian: In my defence, I wasn't expecting Drake to do it-

"Hold on girlies, gotta get my batons"

"Man, do I need to get home for a nappy-nap"

"Oh to be a round little bird and say beep from time to time"

Tim: So I am going to go get it, girl.

Cass: Get what?